Grant! Patel!

One human being is worth one thousand Arabs

2011-10-11T20:04:00.000-07:00

What better proof there possibly could be? The Israel is trading one thousand and twenty seven psychopaths for ONE ISRAELI.

Yes, today Israel agreed to give Hamas ("Berkeleyites") 1027 prisoners in return for Gilad Shalit.
Proof better could not be imagined that Muslims OR Arabs are, in real terms, not warth holy Ram fudge all. Not a one on one trade, which would establiush parity and an equivalent human value. One thousand to one. One thousand Arabs aren't even worth one Israeli.
Well, we knew that very well already. Much estimation for that bunch of camel-chooters we did not have.

And if one thousand Arabs are not worth one Israeli, what does that say abaout Pakistanis, Sudanese, and Malays? After all, these are not even worth half as much as an arab. Which is meaning to say, in all ways precisely, that a fifth rate Muslim like a Pakistani or a Malay is only infinitisimal fraction tradeable.

Conclusion, do not acquire Pakistanis or Malays. Not worth the price of beans to feed the bugger, a drain on your resources.

One hundred and tweny million Pakistanis?
Worth 24 thousand Jews.

Eight million brothers of Mahathir Muhammad?
Sixteen hundred Jews.

Admittedly, Jews in relatively short supply.

But if pushed, a trade of half a million Jews for ALL of the Arabs, plus 24K for the bollocky Pakistanis, 1600 for all the pustulent Malays - not too bad a deal.
Still over sixteen million Jews left. And no Arabs, no Pakistani chutia log, no Malay soor ka bacha.
Don't worry about Persians, they can be nuked. No buggery trading value anyway, seeing as all Muslim Persians basically half camel from Hadramout, half pig-dog-syphylitic troggo rapists from Syria anyway.

Worth fond day-dreaming, anyway.

Please tobe letting the bombing of Islamabad now be starting!

2011-09-24T11:04:00.000-07:00

Admiral Mullens has flung down the iron glove towards the Pakis by stating complicity in recent attack in Afghanistan from ISI.

Not broody surprise, that. Pakis have always had terrorists on pay roll, ISI basically mafia organization funding mansions for highly placed Paki brass with drug trade paise.

No, we are not surprised.
Apparently pattern of assault on targets in Kabul few weeks ago very similar Bombay action while back. Probabably same handlers, same planning department in bollocky Paki military.
Should now be clear that there is no matter what use at alla for nation like Pakistan, wheich perputeates Muslim brutal dominance by invading savage hordes several centuries ago.

Bollock of Ghazni established first Muslim sultanate threatening South Asia, fairly glorious if you totally ignore massacres, murders, rapes, and slave raids, but all downhill ever since. Subsequent Islamic interference in Indian administrations, or conquests of Punjab and Oudh, prove beyond shadow of doubt that Muslims cannot and shouldnot have any say in affairs of civilized world.

Which is why I have named one of my dogs (the mongrol) Muhammad, and the other (pit-bull half-breed) is called Islamabad. Used to have a vicious terrier too, named Muhammad Zia Ul Haq, but he died. Chihuahua called Muhammad Ali Jinnah got rabies years ago, we put him down.

Any case, sorry for degress. Result of Mullen accusing Pakistan of duplicity, chicanery, treachery, and foul play (all fine Paki virtues, by the way), is that Pakistani Foreign Minister the very honourable ms. Hina Rabbani Khar (representing organized crime in that very fine piece of real estate) has threatened that Pakistan may no longer be an ally of United States.

News for you: they never were.

Any how then! That probably means that Paki generals in ISI will pull some staggering act of thuggishness, possibly loose canon (as are they all) organizing attack inside american city, or assault on American target overseas, in order to show Yankees that Pakistani sensibilitities NOT to be trifled! Whatever they do, even if not quite that overthetop, Pakistan now on downward spiral of taunting and sabotage, blackmail and threats. Much like buggery Turks under Erdogan.
But the Pakis lack even the modicum of brains of their Turkish brothers, and will make curried hash of it. At some point, we will have no choice but to nuke Islamabad and get rid of entire Pakistani top-layer, and thank god.

This lawyer-person, for one, welcomes that. There is NO conceivable use in this world for Pakistan, Pakistani people, and Pakistani standards. Not even in pig sty, or among rabid dogs.
A puke upon those sons of owls.

DUBAI - ENGLISHMAN LEE BROWN BEATEN TO DEATH BY SADISTIC POLICE IN PRIMITIVE ARAB HELL HOLE

2011-04-23T20:30:00.000-07:00

I wonder if his majesty Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum has any regrets? Does the emir of Dubai even think about what his brutal police have done? Or is the demise of an Englishman, beaten to death by the emirate's sadistic and vicious police, even a matter of import on his royal horizon?

One fears not.

On April 7, Mr. Brown from Ilford in Essex was arrested by the Dubaian police, taken to the Bur Dubai Police Station, and savagely beaten as well as sexually humiliated. Then hew was dumped in a filthy cell, denied medical attention and contact with his embassy, and left to die.
Which he did, after four agonizing days.

His fate may serve as an example of Arab hospitality and, indeed, a splendid display of Arab humanity and civilization.

What was he arrested for?

Swearing. In a hotel.

Apparently the management of the Burj Al Arab Hotel does not take kindly to non-Arabs and their linguistic use. Arabs, of course, are notorious for doing far worse themsleves, ESPECIALLY to women - their treatment of Philippinas, Indonesians, and Bangladeshi women who have the misfortune to end up employed in Arab countries is horrific, and frequently includes repeated gang-rape by savage Arab men - but ire at being disturbed by a chamber maid of the pretentious Burj Al Arab Hotel is, it seems, too much.
It cannot be tolerated.

One wonders how the Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai treats other non-Arab guests who have the temerity to offend the delicate sensibilities of the Arabs.
Swearing, forsooth - a death penalty offense in that rancid gutbucket of a country Dubai.
The other United Arab Emirates are no doubt as vile, but lack the snooty pretentiousness and arrogance of Dubai. Though not the arrogance.

The seven emirates that comprise the United Arab Emirates are: Abu Dhaba, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras Al Khaimah, Sharjah, and Um Al Quwain. None of them have ever produced anything of note, other than pearls, rapists, brigands, and oil. It is only by virtue of that last that they have any estimation.

Now then, from a British newspaper, some mentions.

'I'm going to die in here': Horrifying premonition of British man 'beaten to death by police' in Dubai prison
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377775/Horrifying-premonition-British-man-beaten-death-police-Dubai-prison.html#ixzz1KPW3J050
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377775/Horrifying-premonition-British-man-beaten-death-police-Dubai-prison.html

End this cover-up, say family of Briton 'beaten to death' in a Dubai police cell after swearing arrest
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377097/Briton-beaten-death-Dubai-police-cell-Lee-Browns-family-say-end-cover-up.html#ixzz1KPVslIDc
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377097/Briton-beaten-death-Dubai-police-cell-Lee-Browns-family-say-end-cover-up.html

Second post mortem into death of British tourist being held in custody in Dubai
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378402/Lee-Bradley-Brown-Second-post-mortem-death-British-tourist-Dubai.html#ixzz1KPVj72Hm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378402/Lee-Bradley-Brown-Second-post-mortem-death-British-tourist-Dubai.html

Cellmate of Dubai cell-death Briton says he was attacked by SIX guards then left for four days
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379990/Cellmate-Dubai-cell-death-Briton-Lee-Brown--attacked-SIX-guards.html#ixzz1KPWS0yRZ
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379990/Cellmate-Dubai-cell-death-Briton-Lee-Brown--attacked-SIX-guards.html

SIX GUARDS?

"Cellmate of Dubai cell-death Briton says he was attacked by SIX guards then left for four days"

Six guards? It took six guards to tackle one man? Such brave souls, those Arabs!
Noble, too.

‘Please, please help me. Call my embassy, call my family . . . They beat me badly. Please help me otherwise I will die.’

Quote: "Mr Brown, a handyman from Essex, had flown first class to the Gulf city and was staying at a £1,400-a-night hotel when he was arrested after a row with a maid and jailed.
Reports from inside the notorious Bur Dubai police station claimed that his police guards had beaten him and smashed his head against the concrete floor. But no credible, in-depth testimony has surfaced from anyone who was inside the prison – until now.
The Mail on Sunday tracked down the one inmate who shared a cell with him – making him one of the last people to see and speak to him before his death.
The witness – whose identity cannot be revealed because of fears for his safety – has since been released and is assisting the victim’s family to find the truth. In an interview, he describes being thrown into the same cell after arriving at the police station in the aftermath of the alleged beating."

It is quite likely that the government of Dubai will do everything in their power to silence that witness. If he's lucky, only he will suffer.
If not, in typical Arab style, his wife and daughters will suffer a horrid fate, that they may demonstrate the unwisdom of speaking truth about the authorities in Arab emirates and gulf dictatorships.
Conceivably this will happen in a luxury suite of the prestigious Burj Al Arab Hotel (in Dubai).
After all, they have the rooms, and the obliging management.

And it's probably not the first time they will have had to repaint a suite after important Arab guests have "disported" themselves.

Quote: "His evidence reveals how Mr Brown was covered in blood from ‘awful’ head injuries and how the guards had apparently humiliated him by pulling down his jeans so his genitals were visible. Four days after leaving Mr Brown to die, the witness says police removed his body in a black bin bag.
Mr Brown, a man of modest means from Ilford, Essex, set off on what should have been a spectacular holiday in Dubai less than three weeks ago. Flying first-class on Emirates and staying in the seven-star Burj Al Arab, billed as the world’s most luxurious hotel."

Evidently the Burj Al Arab Hotel does not understand the concept of inn-keeping. And surely they should have had an interest in keeping their guest, a paying guest, out of the hands of the violent goons in the Dubai Police Force. But, conceivably, they had made mr. Brown leave his credit card number, so that should he disappear - as indeed he did - they could merrily keep charging until the account was maxed out.
What is unconscionable is that they neither concerned themselves with the well-being of their guest - whose abduction by the police was their doing - nor sought to alert his embassy.

Quote: ".... early on Thursday, April 7 – just hours after checking into the hotel – he was arrested after a confrontation with a chambermaid. Officers took him to the Bur Dubai police station – notorious as the most brutal in the city. Other prisoners later told the witness they had seen a gang of six guards laugh as they beat Mr Brown with kicks, punches and batons. They said they smashed his head against the ground and a wall."

Let this be a lesson to other visitors in the Arab world. Your safety, your rights, and even your lives count for very little there.
Far less, in fact, than you could even imagine.

Especially in Dubai.

Quote: "‘He was in a very bad way and clearly needed emergency treatment. He was bleeding from many wounds on his head and face. It was mainly coming from his right forehead and was running all the way down his chest. The blood was fresh so I would have said he was injured one hour before. There were streaks and pools of blood across the concrete floor.
‘His skin had been ripped off his arms and shoulders and there were large scratches down his chest.
‘The shackles were fastened so tightly they cut into his skin and so his hands and feet were white. And, despite it being at least 86F in there, his body was shaking and his lips and face were blue.’
He recalls how the Briton told him in a low voice: ‘Please, please help me. Call my embassy, call my family.’ Asked what happened, he said: ‘They beat me. They beat me badly. Please help me otherwise I will die.’ After this, the witness says, he closed his eyes and did not respond again."

It took six stalwart policemen to do this. Six brave Dubaian government employees. Six men wearing the uniform of his majesty Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum.
Six proud manly Arabs.

One has to wonder how many Bengalis, Pakistanis, Philippinos, Indonesians, and other non-western individuals have perished in Dubai's jails. How many are so scarred and traumatized that they can not even speak of what the Arabs did to them, can only shudder?
How many third-world women have been savaged by the barbarians of Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum?

If Dubai is anything to go by, Arabs are a repellent lot.

Vittorio Arrigoni dead at none too soon!

2011-04-16T13:45:00.000-07:00

It is profoundly worrying that Italian busybody Vittorio Arrigoni was not able to survive the happy interplay of Palestinian politics, snuffing it out so miserably while his captors pretended he was a camel.
Could have told him: when miserable Jihadis say you're a camel, please to bleat most convincingly. In all ways like movie deliverance, but with hairy Arab actors.

Oh waiting, you are hairy too. Good, then to please pretend that you are hearing threatening banjo music, and paddle faster. Hah!

If not and otherwise, you are to become a deceased kaffir. And what else are Italian busybodies than kaffirs? With big Latin noses?

Must be buggery sad for Huwaida Arraf - her pet Italian toy whacked. Oh woe.

The entire ISM will now, of course, make weeping pains to blame the Jews. Or the Saudis. Or the Americans. Anybody but themselves for having encouraged the poor stupid Roman fool, or their own irritatingly vile selves, for having put the blister into the frying pan of Gaza. What a miserable place.

Poor red bugger snuffed it when group even more ballistic than Hamas took umbrage that their fanatic and murderous leader was being camelridden in a Hamas prison by big burly Arabs. Full frat party, everybody welcome. Bring your own hummus.

The ISM (International Solidarity Movement - mostly European dissatisfied lot and Yankee Jew-haters) loves Hamas. It is passion! Paul Larrudee in fact knows several Hamasistas intimately, never mind what they do to camels.
It's all good by him. Bent over tuned piano.

How now, radical designated camels? How are you to attract new members to your cause? Those blowsy blond pork-brains of the female persuasion have probably been worn out. Keeping Hamas goons happy is hard work. And you love them so.

Oh well, poor Vittorio Arrigoni. Too bad. Stupid radical Eureopean born every minute, though. It's probably guilt over twenty centuries of bloodshed, rape, and slaughter. Now noose on other foot.

Vigil for victims of the Itamar terrorist attack

2011-03-16T10:54:00.000-07:00

Gentlepersons, I wish to bring to your attention the following:

Vigil for victims of the Itamar terrorist attack

Time Wednesday, March 16 • 8:30pm - 9:30pm
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Location Fountain at Bancroft and College
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Created By Tikvah: Students for Israel, Brian Maissy

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More Info

We will be holding a vigil on Wednesday night in memory of the five members of the Fogel family who were massacred in their beds last Shabbat in their home in Itamar.
(http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4041237,00.html

The brutal murder of the mother, father, and three young children shocked the nation, sparked celebration in Gaza, and prompted Prime Minister Netanyahu to declaim the Palestinian Authority's incitement to violence and glorification of martyrdom which is perpetuating the conflict.

We will meet at the fountain at Bancroft and College at 8:00pm promptly, and walk together to our location on campus. Candles will be provided. There will be an opportunity for everyone to voice their thoughts, so you are welcome to prepare something to say if you are so inclined.

Co-sponsored with the Chabad Jewish Student Group

Aipac protests in the Bay Area

2010-12-13T17:00:00.000-08:00

As happens every year, the usual pack of brainwashed supporters of extremist Islamic misogyny and Jew-hate will be out protesting in front of the AIPAC dinners in the Bay Area. Such 'protests' are usually forums for mayhem and socially approved bigotry among a certain class.

This year's sponsors of hatred and opportunistic thuggism in front of hotels:
Progressive Democrats of America-East Bay• Middle East Study Group• Middle East Children’s Alliance • Bay Area Women in Black • Students for Justice in Palestine • 14 Friends of Palestine • Richmond Progressive Alliance • American Friends Service Comm. • Code Pink • Jewish Voice for Peace • ANSWER- SF Bay Area • Friends of Deir Ibzi’a.

Conspicuously absent from any mention is the International Solidarity Movement. That does NOT mean that they do not have any thoughts regarding the matter.

THE ISM?

A dynamite piece in the Contra Costa Times perfectly highlights how utterly despicable some of the people on the anti-Israel side really are.

Quote:
PAUL LARUDEE writes in the Times (Dec. 4) to lament that people in the East Bay will be breaking bread with the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). What Larudee does not tell his readers is that he has repeatedly bragged about sharing the bed of a suicide bomber, who had committed mass murder, and that he is a prominent member of the anarchist International Solidarity Movement.
[End quote]

From Would You Rather Break Bread With AIPAC or Share Bed of a Suicide Bomber? by Abraham H. Miller

SOURCE: Readers' Forum, by Abraham H. Miller, Guest Commentary
Posted: 12/11/2010
http://www.contracostatimes.com/columns/ci_16827099?nclick_check=1

Quote:
This group routinely works with such terrorist groups as Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine. Larudee justifies violence as long as the dead and injured are Jews. He is so obsessed with Israel that he helped organized the Gaza Flotilla that was seeded with Islamist fanatics who sought and achieved martyrdom under the ruse of bringing aid to the Hamas-dominated territory.

That aid was so vital to the people of Gaza that Hamas has refused to accept it. It now rots in warehouses in Israel and Egypt.

Undeterred Larudee's latest obsession is to fly an airplane into Gaza in an effort to precipitate a new propaganda event. Larudee is neither a man of peace nor a human-rights activist.

He is a propagandist obsessed with the destruction of Israel by whatever means necessary. In 2006 his terrorist-loving ISM members were photographed carrying AK-47 machine guns, while standing next to members of the terrorist Al Asqa Martyr's Brigade. As someone who has proudly broken bread with
AIPAC, permit me to note some factual errors in Larudee's piece. AIPAC has neither supported nor opposed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. It has no positions on those, despite what Larudee says.

In a week when WikiLeaks clearly shows us that it is the Arabs, not the Israelis, who were actively calling for the Obama administration "to remove the head of the snake," Larudee tells us that Israel and AIPAC are the ones promoting war with Iran.

AIPAC supports a two-state solution to the Arab-Israeli conflict, with both states living in peace, harmony and mutual security. Larudee's anarchist ISM does not.

AIPAC and its predecessors have promoted a strong, mutually beneficial alliance between the United States and Israel. It was Israeli intelligence that gave the United States one of the greatest intelligence coups of the Cold War, the complete text of Khrushev's secret speech to the 20th Party Congress of the Soviet Union. It was Israel that turned over an intact Russian MiG to the United States and an entire working Soviet radar system. Israeli intelligence was the only Western intelligence service ever to pierce the workings of a Politburo and make them available to the United States.

This vital strategic relationship, made more important by contemporary events, has resulted in at least five "secret" American bases on Israeli soil. These bases are vital to American security in the war on terrorism.

Larudee's ISM promotes no one's interest, but its own. In November of 2005, the Arabs of Hebron asked their Orthodox Jewish neighbors to help them in getting rid of ISM activists, whose behavior had become patently offensive to the Arab community.

Larudee's ISM promotes propaganda events, fronts for terrorists, seeks Israel's destruction while he laments that our neighbors will break bread with an organization that promotes the mutual security interests of Israel and the United States, an organization that advocates a two-state solution based on peace and security.

Given a choice between breaking bread with AIPAC or sharing the bed of a suicide bomber, I believe most of us would choose to break bread with AIPAC.
[End quote.]

Abraham H. Miller is emeritus professor of political science, University of Cincinnati. He is a former counterterrorism consultant to the National Institute of Justice.

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http://www.contracostatimes.com/columns/ci_16827099?nclick_check=1

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"AIPAC supports a two-state solution to the Arab-Israeli conflict, with both states living in peace, harmony and mutual security. Larudee's anarchist ISM does not."

In addition to the anti-Israel organizations listed above, there will be unaffiliated elements with their own agendas among the baying mob. In years past, threats were made towards attendees, and violent incidents occurred. We'll see if this year the Oakland and San Francisco Police Departments are prepared - they have at times been caught off guard by the venom and aggression displayed toward Jews, Israel, and America by the organized fronts and their allies.
I wish the supporters of Israel good luck, and fervently hope that they do not get accidentally caught up in any of the "direct action" planned for today and tomorrow.

---G.P.

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Crossposted here: http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/12/aipac-protests-in-bay-area.html

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Meat you shall HAVE!

2010-12-10T11:27:00.000-08:00

And I am noticing that miniscule person is now talking of food! Though, distressingly, some gibberish about vegetarian. Which I do not eat. Except when I am at Pritijis fine place. Vinod bhai and lovely wife cook meat, as do also Maria and lovely hubby.
And going without saying entirely that I am meat cooking person. How else otherwise?

INDEED!

But all appearances show Steffy as having regrettable veg-heads in extended family. Her most recent posting about Shredded dried mushroom with pressed tofu!

Which it is that her aunty Ling was having prepared.

As she (the infectious Asian herself might say:

ICK POO!

While I am certain it must have been tasting absolutely spelendiferrous in all intelligible facets, do please forgive my trembling temerity in forcefull assertations that appetizzy description was not registered. No. Most not.
And she further clarifies: "Dinner was vegetarian, ‘cause auntie Ling really thinks it’s better for the soul to avoid meat."

Let the soul eat what the soul eats! The body requires meat!

Big bloody hunks of well-done goat or sorpotel. Little lamb chops with garlic and pepper. Chicken in an oily rich yellow sauce, or dense orange-hued all restaurant fashion makhanwalla. A rusty masaladar! Batak! With chilies!
Or secretly beef with apricots and lovely brown rice.
Fine motton ground for kabob. Or packed onto seekh for fire. What IS this vegetarian? Are we all pasty goralog?
I ask you only.
Beti, eat meat! You are small! It will make you cabaple of arm-wrestling future husband for contents of cash box!

I am sotted!

2010-12-07T21:06:00.000-08:00

Oh it is lovely thus. Company had end of year/ white person hiloday at E and O trading company (Grant at Sutter, very nice). Met Bawiji wh0 sit behind cublicle wall, Matthew-Kate, Blonderspoon, other persons and Shanananon, plus several blennies, and Edwadji so wanting to be be blonde. As well as others. Yes, I am besotted. Stark raving raving drunk at present time. And it goooooooooood.

Well, maybe chicken sate not so good. Smelleing it is like lighter fluid. Oh well. I need to emphasize – chicken in skwerer with peanuht seauce LESS than impressive. That, perhaps, greatest disappointment of evening. Burning rubber.

Let me not talk about carpet. Ugly.

Evenso. Fine time it was had by all. Even very tall corporate type. Who with his lovely lady wife was in attendance to the festivities. All whaite person gora festivities very fancy oh my. I am thinking I should maybe retire to Mumbay next spring, these things are really ecxtnding me too much.

Why it is that I am fascinated by panties and cricket. If I were Jeddi Knight I could answer. But I am merely drunken purely hypothetical person, so no answer really suffice. Alas.

Spellcheck not working tonight. Again alas. Hello small Cantonese females. Lovely.
Nuke Pakistan. Cricket. Eat. That is what I am saying only. Whiskey and water. Johnny Walker Red. Well whiskey well. And eaties.

Jewish Voice for Peace attack news

2010-11-17T10:20:00.000-08:00

Fellow bloggerstress Balabusta in Blue Jeans also weighs in on the cruel assault on a pro-Israel activist by the ever-venomous and vile Jewish Voice for Peace soldiers. She says: "The Balabusta will add that she has met this lady many times, and that she has also seen JVP's choice of 'nonviolent' friends at a number of demonstrations. Given JVP's inability to notice threatening and violent behavior carried out by those they choose to like, I'm not surprised they also fantasize violence by those they attack."

Source is here:
http://balabustabluejeans.blogspot.com/2010/11/jewish-voice-for-whaaaa-again.html

As we say in Jewish, "kler, nu?!?"

(Not sure how they punctuate that or what precise it means, so added extra question mark for rhetorical effect. Effective yes what?!?)

Again, please to note: VICTIM IS A DISABLED WOMAN!

Quoting: "This is completely bizarre. I am a DISABLED WOMAN (see the legal notice on my car)."

Jewish Voice for Peace madderchotes physically tackled a disabled woman. How's that for bravery and boldness?!? Real courage bunch, those peaceful Berkeley lovers of savages.
Obvious, been hanging around too long with the 'Justice for Palestine' crowd, who threaten people on campus.

Quoting one more time:
"Several JVP members surrounded me and tried to take my camera from me. Then they attacked me. They took hold of my arms and would not let me go. They also pushed their chests into me many times and knocked me against a wall. I yelled at them 20 to 30 times to let go of me. They refused to let go of my wrists and forearms and continued to bang their chests into me. They banged me into the wall over a dozen times."

It is atmosphere of the university, you see. Admin too chicken to counter intimidation on campus, much of faculty too pro-Arab to object. Many of students too inherently violent and instinctively anti-American to act rational or accept alternate discoursivities. Many of Berkeley residents too solidaire with European socialist civilization haters to understand democracy, nuance, dialectic. University at Berkeley attracts two kinds people: nice hot intelligent young women, and thuggish brute radicals with sexual problems.

Oh, and Jewish Voicers for Peace also, who advocate in uncertain terms for destruction of democracy in United States (member overlap with CodePink and International A.N.S.W.E.R.), and expunction of only actual democracy in entire Middle-East, so that Arab dictotarships and Persian pervert theocracy not feeling so inferior.

Please to note again: VICTIM IS A DISABLED WOMAN!

How does one say 'despicable cowardice' by Jewish Voice For Peace members, sympathizers, or fellow travelers? How to say it in terms weak of brain "Jews of Convenience" like Cecilie Surasky and Matthew Taylor can be comprehending? How to say it simply softly enough that koodichoosing gandoo peace movements and socialist violent radical mainstreams overseas will realize that beating up middle-aged disabled non-violent concerned Jewish person is just NOT TO BE DONE?!?

Not, as is being said, quite cricket.

And once more quoting: "I am 58 years old. I have a Disabled Person’s license plate for my car. I am physically incapable of overpowering or attacking anybody! The people who attacked me were physically fit and at least 20 years younger than I"

DISABLED WOMAN, YES? COMPRENDE? NOT PHYSICALLY FIT, UNLIKE YOU YOUNG THUGS!!! OUTNUMBERED, PUSHED TO WALL, ASSAULTED, TACKLED BY MULTIPLE ATTACKERS. HOW VERY VERY BERKELEY. YOU ARE DISAGREEING WITH PERSON, AND UNABLE TO DEBATE, SO YOU GANG UP BECOME VIOLENT UPON THEM.

Berkeley style of debate. Established, hoary tradition in that college burg, very common.

Taking lessons from small Dick Becker and Forrest Schmidt, is it? Maybe Kate bally buggery Bender Raphael also known as Jessica or Democracy Sometimes? Mediea "I hate other people" Benjamin? Terror-supporting professors at University of California at Berkeley? Vile poetaster Jack Hirshman selling revolutionary newspaper rags to slummers and tourists at Caffe Trieste? Monumental piece of work, you.

Convincing Jewish Voice For Peace of wrongness of their several behaviors impossible.
Far too self righteous, mentally rigid. Attempt is pro-forma, scant hope of success.

It is waste of time only.
Leftwing fringers and European concerned socialist Jew haters never conceive of ethical behaviors, nor honest decency. Jewish Voice For Peace lies and distortions accepted part of tale, as there is among that particular crowd no intelligence for critical thinking.

Jewish Voice for Peace and bully tactics

2010-11-15T17:10:00.001-08:00

Yesterday evening there was a fracas at a Jewish Voice for Peace event, in which a middle-aged woman was victimized by several people. Jewish Voice for Peace has already come out with a press-release in which they desperately seek to put their spin on matters.

Truth, as is so often the case when JVP and similar groupings are involved, is not part of their narrative.

Here’s the victim’s account:

"Jewish Voice for Peace" has issued a press release that I attacked several people attending one of their events with pepper spray. They also go on to make absurd allegations regarding my politics and intentions at the meeting.

This is completely bizarre. I am a DISABLED WOMAN (see the legal notice on my car). I carry pepper spray as my only means to defend myself. It IS true that on the evening of November 14, at a JVP meeting, I needed to defend myself. I was physically attacked.

The JVP meeting at Berkeley Senior Center was advertised to the public. I attended this meeting as an individual and not as a member of any organization, in order to deepen my understanding of their perspective on the Middle East conflict.

Ironically, a stated goal of the meeting was to HONOR activists that had recently PHYSICALLY DISRUPTED a speech by Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. Perhaps I should have understood that as a warning.

THE ATTACK: Around 20 minutes into the meeting, I tried to photograph a woman speaking in support of Israel. Almost immediately, several JVP members surrounded me and tried to take my camera from me. Then they attacked me. They took hold of my arms and would not let me go. They also pushed their chests into me many times and knocked me against a wall. I yelled at them 20 to 30 times to let go of me. They refused to let go of my wrists and forearms and continued to bang their chests into me. They banged me into the wall over a dozen times. Their faces were red from hatred and exertion. As a result of their violence, my wrists and arms are bruised and I am currently suffering serious pain in my lower back. I am unable to work this afternoon and I must take medication for pain relief.

I am a large woman but I am physically frail. As I said, I am disabled.
- I see a pain management physician regularly for chronic back pain. I am unable to move without severe back pain. I have had major surgery on my back. I am unable to stand for more than a couple of minutes without unrelenting back pain and sciatica pain.
- I also have had nine surgeries on my knees which are another main source of pain.
- I have asthma, and I use inhaled steroids daily; the anti-Israel activists’ attack on me exacerbated my asthma and I had to take medicine while at the senior center.
- I also have a serious blood disorder that weakens me. I am currently under treatment by a hematologist/oncologist, and I am on daily chemotherapy.

I am 58 years old. I have a Disabled Person’s license plate for my car. I am physically incapable of overpowering or attacking anybody! The people who attacked me were physically fit and at least 20 years younger than I;

While pleading with the attackers to let me go, I tried to get away but they followed me and kept grabbing my arms. At one point they knocked my camera out of my hand. I bent down to pick it up and tried to walk away. They followed me and continued to grab my arms and shove me into the wall. They isolated me from the rest of the crowd. Because they were beating me up and because I am disabled and could not defend myself otherwise, I sprayed pepper spray into one woman’s face. As soon as I did that, they all backed off from me and let me go.

I resorted to the pepper spray because I feared for my safety and my life!!! I believe that had I not used pepper spray, I would be in the hospital today suffering far more serious injuries. Pepper spray causes extreme discomfort but is unlikely to cause permanent injury. The purpose of pepper spray is to temporarily disable an attacker, to allow time for escape. It worked.

The JVP press release is an outright lie. I cannot and did not attack anyone. I was attacked!

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PLEASE NOTE:

The event was open to the public, and advertised as such. Public, in JVP terminology, may mean people who agree with distortions and untruths. Or violent psychopaths.
They're rather picky.

Crossposted here:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/11/jewish-voice-for-peace-and-bully.html

GP

It is a fish, it is a bird, it is a bad beat poet! And BAWIB too!

2010-11-12T16:31:00.000-08:00

Am in receipt of nastigramme from black-garbed horrid people, other wise being known as Bay Area Women in Black.
No, not bunch of Sicilian grandmas, more like collective of poison spiders. Toxic dumpers.

As Steffy or Snooky so eloquently very well might put it, ick poo.

Ick poo!

To quote:
"Dear Friends of BAWiB,
We are pleased to co-sponsor what promises to be a wonderful event this weekend:
Aswat Performance this Sunday in Oakland!
Sunday, November 14, 3:00pm
Co-Sponsored by and held at the Islamic Cultural Center of Northern California
1433 Madison Street, downtown Oakland

An Afternoon with ASWAT Bay Area Music Ensemble -- an exquisite community ensemble for classical and folk Arabic music. Performance will include ASWAT Youth, Palestinian & Andalusian folk dance, Palestinian poetry, and former SF poet laureate Jack Hirshman -- a message of peace and social justice. Musical Direction by Moroccan Virtuoso, Rachid Halihal.

Cosponsored by Bay Area Women in Black."
End to quote.

Jack Hirshman? Jack Hirshman?!!?!?!

Ick poo again!
That mudderchooter they made a poet laureate? Good frikkin Ram baby! Absurd it!
Man can't write for life. Ghastly jejeune poetaster. Immoderate and boring. San Francisco her marbles well and truly lost that year. Pee, as they say, yewwww!

Plus he's one nasty pretentious laura. Silly gandoo scribbler.

Downtown Oakland (Islamic buggery culture centers), please to keep him!

Bay Area Women in Black - a fashion statement of an entire lack of style, most utterly discordant and in poorest imaginable taste oh yes!

Further to bellyhaking white middle-class frump-frauen in dull window rags (BAWIB), they also beg to inform me that they will be parading a peace turkey around Union Square day after thanksgiving, Friday the twenty sixth of November, in order to do and perform which, meeting at Powell Street BART Station at noon to put on masks and gloomy garb, possibly fashionable terrorist-supporting keffiyehs and either sexy garter or suicide belts (most picturesque, either way), whereupon and following, they will be trudging up Powell Street past baffled tourists, scaring little children and barking at dogs, to slowly circle Union Square in silence lugubrous till one o'clock.
Whereupon some of them will feast upon tofu and wheatgerm.

Most fortunate then I intend to be in Berkeley or Fremont that day, sleeping off Turkey pakoras and spicy pattice at Vinodbhai place (B-town) or some yummy Goan pork feed at dear Maria and hubby mansion (F-mont).
My destination not yet settled, it is still a choice.
So I am not there entirely.

In which I say unpleasant very true things about Richard Becker and Forrest Schmidt whom you should know

2010-11-09T13:20:00.000-08:00

In utter keeping with previous comminuques from this blog, which is the sole authority this matter, it is undoubtedly well to be said:

RICHARD BECKER HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Forrest Schmidt too.

Tiny. Kind of tiddlywinky. Small. Probably no backbone.

Not to be respected in a way.

As is well known!

And also very well attested by the unfortunate traumatized victims of Mr. Becker's unseemly lubriciative advances. All of whom now presently hiding out in impenetrableforests of Yucatan. Per reliable report and opinions. Justifiably avoiding the limp blister.

Richard Becker (he of the infinitisimably minute male member!) as no doubt you know, is the west coast representative and chief moron in charge of International ANSWER's local cell. Where along with hench trolls and delegates from International Solidarity Movement (as well as sex-deprived harridans of Bay Area Women in Black plus Robb Kantor, all dried up) he plans violent take-over of civil society and stupid Stalinist revolution here in the Bay Area. Undoubtedly the lining of intellectuals and real people against wall. It is his wettest dream yet.
Most remarkable, that for alleged head honcho and chief-comrade of PEACE MEVEMENT!
Cottonwoollibraineds of Marin County, plus Berkeley frowsty-rowsties, fully in tune with this agenda. Oh very much so!

Mera laura, misters Becker and Schmidt. Mera laura.
Your thing, it is so small. So very very small. I am elephant compared to you.

Everyday I am smelling the curry!

2010-11-05T12:51:00.000-07:00

A vegetarian gori now next to me has moved! And while intitiably I was most unpleased by this development, there are it has turned out benefits. She is pale and homely, and she cooks her own kind food all time. Which, it is turning out, always curry.

I had no idea besonly that thinnish white females were fond of garlic, ginger, and the noble chilipods! How fascinating!
Plus spices. Was that tejpatta that reeked? Hotly sputtering sarson ka beetch? A lovely pair of coconuts?

She has promise. Perhaps I can vonvert her from no-lacto-eggo vegetarian to ghee-inclusive vegetarian. And then perhaps also the occasional bit of chicken. All men know chicken is two-legged vegetable only. It is only white people that consider it human. She will look more healthier if she eats better. Fracha, I tell you. Too thin.

Perhaps I should leave a big pile of laddoos outside her door. That, surely would go far to change her minds.

Big, oil, ghee drenched laddoos! Oh yes. It is the favorite of some big elephant deity what the hindoos venerate.
I can well imagine rolling around on an altar covered with white vegetarian neighbors and fragmented laddoos. Ghee stains, marigolds, and medical textbooks scattered hither and thon. Till at last we fetch up exhausted, though still fully clothed, next to either the steamheater in the corner or the airconditioning if it is warm.
Smell the milk solids, baby!

Nasty red fasty man

2010-08-23T13:53:00.000-07:00

So there I am gliding graciaously down the freeway toward the Bay Bridge, intending in all facets of me to cross the span effaciously but no greater, when a bright red pickup truck speeds by.
Not in flow. Faster than equals. Evil yuppie redneck doing at tleast eighty miles an hour.

And I am jealous. Why, am I asking myself, why does this person of low morals have a car of more self-esteem than myself? Why I am driving aunt Priti's old station-wagon? It is a relic.

Shall not detail dissimilar paint jobs indicating multiplicity of bad driving or several previous ownerships. It has been, more or less, a family item these several years.

RED PICKUPS!

Must now re-examine the life well spent. Had I but gone into selling methamphetamine and other pleasurable illegal substances to the youthful wash-outs of middle class America, I too could be driving a brand new spanking vehicle, a blood red pickup truck with chrome spinners and a most lovely enamel job. He even has a booming box! I can still hear it.

Were it not for my low abiding character, I would speed up to enjoy the music.
The red red red of his splendiforous conveyance is still visible, leaving law abiding citizens such as my self in the East Bay dust. To the right, salt flats. To the left, industrial tureen.

Disappointed, I take last Oakland exit before bridge. All potential and expectant joys of day in sunshine of North Beach has now gone. I have lost my appetites. I shall not eat pizza today. Not any of it.

Sadly depressed and utterly downcast I return to Berkeley. Back to the land of vegetarians.
Bloody puritanical bullocks.

Not enough for Pakistan

2010-08-21T02:09:00.000-07:00

Pakistan complains that the world is ignoring scope of disaster. A valid complaint, as funding not splendidly generous.

As it turns out, the world does not particularly care to send lots of money to a country which is a byword for corruption and terrorism, despite clear need of the population.
News articles last month made clear that the Pakistani government skimmed a very large proportion of previous disaster aid donations, some of which ended up in ISI and Taliban pockets.
Far too little got to the needy, far too late besides.

Why, the world is seeming to ask, send money and help if Paki military hijacks it, vakil class imposes commissions and conditions, and politicos direct to own pocket?
It is understandable that world is hesitant about a repeat.

The more so as Pakistani society is notorious for overlooking the world's contributions, and its own horrible failings, equally or much more so massive. Everything in Pakistan is the fault of the Zionists and the evil Yankees.
Rain, flood, earthquake, quagmire? Blame Z and evil Y.
Corruption, toxic waste, bad tv? Blame Z and evil Y.
India, existence and proximity of? Blame Z and evil Y.

But please understand, it just isn't proper entirely for a failed state, a terror supporting theftocracy, a loose cannon among the nations, populated by brigands, rapists, and violators of civilized values, to have so pressing a need. Sorry. No.
Perhaps some other time. After civilization has been succesfully introduced.

Or can we send in Christian missionaries to safeguard the donations and make sure that the suffering masses actually receive help this time?

What it is to be done

2010-08-18T12:37:00.000-07:00

In the words of brother Igor, "iz buggery sad". And what it is, you very well should be asking!
Yes!
I will tell you. These last past several months (nearly four of them) I have not felt any creative juices or otherwise flowing, I am dry of inspiration.

No longer am I so passionate about miss Wong's prospect of roaring up on a motorcycular behemoth, nor am I passionate about her fascination with the miniscule size of Richard Becker's tiny little male member - alas, not even what Richard Becker and Forrest Schmidt do to each other when they think no one is looking fascinates me more.
Whips and chains, dear boys, it is all no matter. Do as you please, but please to not leave any spots on the carpet. Stalinate yourselves at painful will, do.

It is the place!!!

Berkeley so frightful ghastly boring locus, precisely and exactly. If not for Vic's chaat house, unliveable. People what inhabit bloody stupid, opinionated too, knowing all only even so! Unspeakable, so not to be having any conversation good heavens. Environs of pretentious universitarians what does it.

Mayhap and perchance I should move to the city, that being in all ways the beautiful SF acros body of water.
Prospects of vices and decadents night life most endearing. Cigars, trollops, and multiplicity of appeal.
It is very civilized.

I am kindly looking for recommendations: dwelling neighborhood, food avails, and places where to smoke as well as perspicate the young damsels. Please oblige.
I am a very clean lawyer.

Is an idiot only!

2010-05-05T18:50:00.000-07:00

Good lord already it has been these several months! And what pray tell I was thinking!
Well, what can say but the weather in Mother Rashtra very nice at turn of year and few months beyond.
Now not so much, it is time to head for the hill station. Which, in my case particular, is Berkeley. Having taken a nice apartment overlooking Rose Garden, very English.

Visited all the familyjis and friendjis and prestonjis who must be said salam to, and having had some fabulousji shiny suits made by derji in central.

As drunken pilot said in J4 Movie, I’m baaaaack!

Now comes houmerus quote: “The failed car bomb attack on New York may give Pakistan a bad name, Interior Minister Rehman Malik says, because the man charged is of Pakistani origin."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8662989.stm

"This unfortunate incident, having been done under the name of Pakistan or by a Pakistani will definitely bring a bad name to Pakistan, for which we are worried."

Bear patiently with me while I try to rearrange my face. Given blathering quotient of statement, and tender simplemindedness of honourable minister, this is proving utmost difficult.
I feel my jaw muscles ache and twitch uncontrollably, with utter desperation I clap my hands to my face and force it to be into calm dispassionate rigidity, and pinch myself severly several, in hopes that quivering will stop, and I am blinking fiercely in this valiant attempt. At last.

Buwahahahahahahahahah!

Jolly amusing blokes, those Pakis.
He is worried. Bit late in the game.
His bad names are already cast in gilded concrete.

Even more amusing: " Mr Shahzad has admitted trying to detonate the bomb having learnt how to make it in Pakistan."

Apparently detonating he did not learn only, subject proved too complicated.
We are suggesting he call help-center very fast. Where overeducated Tamils can vocally make much light of him and waggle heads in cheerful condemnation. The stupid owl.

American Red Cross co-sponsors hate speech

2009-11-10T13:06:00.000-08:00

A friend with a remarkably pink blog kindly alerts me to an utterly odious situation.

QUOTE:
The Stanford Department of Drama and the Stanford Theatre Activist Mobilization Project (STAMP) are proud to announce a staged reading - the San Francisco Bay Area premiere - of the thought-provoking play, My Name is Rachel Corrie.The performances feature an impressive line-up of post-show discussion speakers including Rabbi Michael Lerner, Professor Joel Beinin, and Professor Tom Sheehan.

This event is Free & Open to the public. Please email stanfordrachelcorrie@gmail.com to reserve tickets.

My Name is Rachel Corrie is Co-Sponsored by: American Red Cross, Amnesty International, Coalition for Justice in the Middle East, Emma Goldman Society for Queer Liberation, Jewish Voice for Peace, Muslim Student Awareness Network, Peninsula Peace and Justice Center, Physicians for Human Rights, Stanford Says No to War, Stanford University Students for UNICEF, and Students Confronting Apartheid by Israel.
END QUOTE.

The American Red Cross? Aren't they supposed to be 'apolitical'? Surely their sponsorship is a horrible mistake? Perhaps an agent from the other side infests a local branch of an otherwise sometimes commendable organization? And that suspicion is not entirely unfounded - the Red Cross was notorious for several decades for refusing linkage with Magen David Adom, on the spurious grounds that the Seal of Solomon, symbol of Magen David Adom (literal translation: Red Shield of David) was a religious symbol, quite unlike the cross or the crescent.

Often otherwise excellent groupss will find themselves subverted by those who would make of them mere front-organizations.

Pro-Palestinism is as much a religion as any other, and has quite as many strictures which to the skeptic seem irrational. The Red Cross may have fanatics among its ranks.I shall henceforth not contribute even one paise to their cause.

For shame, bloodsuckers, for shame.

Roman Polanski is my hero!

2009-10-01T05:34:00.000-07:00

For over thrity years Roman Polanski mister convinced the French that forcible sex with a drunken drugged thirteen year old girl was PERFECTLY NORMAL!

Amazing. Dumb ass Frenchies swallowed the guff. And made themselves look immortally stupid in process. As if anywhere outside of degenerate Islamic hinterlands such is considered healthy and logical.

For years, French persons were insisting 'no, Roman Polanksi is an important artist and creative genius, assuredly if he wuffed a thirteen year old it was tres bien'.
He forced himself on a child - for French, apparently nothing extraordinaire. Child rape common as daylight in France. In between smearing cheese, splashing pefrume, and smoking foul gitanes.
Pocque pocque pocque la belle Americaine stupide, c'est normale mon vieux!

Sorry, you goat-humping frogs, not even if she spread legs for entire French parliament saying "come bang me big boys" would it be passable. Thirteen years old! Merde!
What you were thinking!
But you were so pleased that he sought France to hide out, having in nowadays era so very few men of talent at all in France that one more no matter how ethically and morally crippled was welcome addition. A vrai intellectuel! And she only une Yanquie! Ne pas de probleme!

And we all know what you lot think about sex anyways, do we not?

Anything better than the English style. Turn portrait of old lady to wall and do it rigorously with someone younger. Plus, you despise the Americans.

Now it bites. You look pretty silly protecting international pervert. Thirty years, what? Are you proud of that? Artisitic pretentions, oui, yet nothing more than a common rogue.

Makes one wonder how many French thirteen year olds he got to while there. And how many of those found him in any case far cleaner than French rapists.
Probably bit of a relief not having poxy frog whiffing in the old featherbed.
Life a living hell in France, but not all stinko at all times, merci bonne dieu.

Go one, have some more wine, silly French chappies. It will help you forget that you gladly hosted a man who cannot be trusted with your daughters.
Any of them, maybe even all of them.
For making fools out of you he deserves a medal.
After being killed for being a horrid degenerate first, of course.

Alors enfants de la patrihihiya, le jour de gloire est arrivee! Pom pom, pom pom, pohom pom pom, pompompom pom, da da daa da daha daaaaaa!

Get your pnaties outta my face!

2009-09-17T05:42:00.000-07:00

The nerve of that child! First she waves her panties in my face, then she refuses my kind responsive attentions! I am all of the flutter accordingly! And quite quite infuriated!

Here I had striven to argua her into accepting my reasoned contention, yet she denies! Denies!

I speak, of course naturally, of the utterly evil and possibly luscious and tempting miss Snooky Wong, writer of Death By Noodles, which I never read, and columnist for the Pro-Israel Bay Bloggers, a respectable outfit of which I too am contributing.

AND I SAY: BITCH!

Your excesses are greater than a first cup of coffee!

How you dare use my very own highly literate postings to argue and aver that I am obsessed with Richard Becker's penis?! How you dare, I say!
Completely - not - interested - in - the slightest - small - penis of - Richard buggery Becker!
A literary fancy, pure and simple!

The fact that his manhood is minute and smoothly undeveloped is a matter of record. I am merely stating the well-known. I have no personal state in his teenie weenie little winkipoo. Quite not! No one does! Not even the zesty venomtress Lily Haskell! We hear she swings elsewheres in some other case. Though she too is heartfelt in her lust for Arabs and their brutish cause.

Richard Becker's tiny little dinglewangle is of no importance to the cause. Merely typical of many anti-Semitic ponces and faulty individuals. That he matches in queen size miss Haskell, well, too bad and not enough. Both are in same regard.

And I should ask, has any one seen them in the same place at the same time?

So no, my dear miss Wong, delicious Snooky B., I have no investment in Richard Becker's penis. It is far too small and inconsequent. No appeal utterly. Probably smells bad. Evil thumbtack.

You, however, seem to have it on your mind.

Death by Noodles is a horrid mistress!

2009-09-11T05:18:00.000-07:00

Heavens, little miss Wong! You again overlook my contributions to PIBB and focus on the unimportant; your own. Of which there are about three minor scribblings, I grant you. But mine you do not mention! At all!! How could you!!!

Hah!

Nor did you react, in any way at all, to my recipe for Parsee Prawn Curry!

Soon I shall have to offer it instead to Richard Becker, if he will but let me photograph his tiny penis, and take a wax impression, so that I may prove to you, in several blown up color photographs, and a plaster model, that I speak the truth, I spoke the truth.
It is small. It is but that you would not believe me when I asserted that little fact that you now ignore me, I doubt it not!

Despite the several scriptural kindnesses I have shown you. But nay! And no!
You wished proof of my valid claim that Richard Becker is blessed with a matchbox-sized lora, or even smaller, as befits a notorious communist from a comfortable armchair, who is desiring to entirely without danger to himself or evidences leading back to him, or the beneficiaries of his mini-me, instigate, stir-up, and outside-agitate for violent revolution and the bloody extinguishment of Jews and other fine peoples. As is utterly the balanced and considered opinion of myself, a discriminating and perspicacious lawyer.

You insisted upon it!

RICHARD BECKER HAS A TINY PENIS (or had a tiny penis, when last we could ascertain, at a moments before this writing).
DO NOT DARE DISPUTE! IT IS SMALL. MINUTE!
And it is rather cute. As ugly little dingusses go.
It eats cheese.

I SHALL NOW REPEAT: RICHARD BECKER HAS A TINY PENIS! RICHARD BECKER HAS A TINY PENIS!!! ALL OF INTERNATIONAL ANSWER HAS TINY PENISES!!!!!!!

It is smaller than a shrimp. And concerning which, if you intend on cooking that shrimp curry of which the receipt I wrote, do NOT overcook the shrimp. It will turn tough and tasteless if you do. As well as limp and greasy, and altogether nasty and communistic. Plus pink and somewhat wrinkled, and shrivelly entirely.

Pakistanis full of themselves

2009-09-09T17:55:00.000-07:00

Recently the Pakistanis demanded that the British stop pressuring them so much regarding terrorists, and averred that due to their efforts, much terror had been averted.

As per articles in various place, including The Guardian, to which horrid journal I shall not link!

Pakis claim that they have pursued suspects with great enthusiasm.

Of course they have!

Pursued training them, and enabling them, that is!

No one in their righteous mind would trust nor believe that the Pakistanis had anything other to do with the war on terror than keeping it ongoing by their funding and support of extremists, murderers, and drugdealers involved with ISI and the Taleban. Anything else is absurd.

Are Parsees farklempt?

2009-08-26T20:05:00.000-07:00

This calendar ? The Shahanshahi calendar is wrong by thirty days at all times from the kadimi, and neither hew to the rigid flexibility of the fasili sal. Which, of course, is both logical and correct. But and therefore utterly wrong.

12 x 30, plus five days.
Plus one, if you are a hereticus.

The kadimi calendar has the support of three atash beherams plus the simple peasantry of Yazd, by reason of the completely wrong pronunciations instituted (for absolutely all the right reasons) by the much-respected mister Firoz Kaws Dastar two centuries ago. The other five atash beherams contrariwise follow the correct pronunciation and rigidly the wrong calendar.
Both standard behdini and kushnumi are equally as divided. And on these bases we discriminate against our own. A house divided, as they say, toppels in plural directions.

In many ways the case of that French woman was much more simple. Even though it made of an egalitarian religion a caste and ethnic entity, and opened the door to the exclusion of those with a non-Parsee parent.
Admit any John Doe Irani, but shriek angrily if an outsider enters. Wail, wail, wail.
It is enough to make one disbelief.

US State Department: Jerusalem is capitol of Palestine

2009-08-20T10:31:00.000-07:00

Per the US State Department, as reflected by the United States Consul General, Jerusalem is NOT the capitol of Israel, despite the knesset and government ministries being located there - it is the capitol of Palestine, even though the Palestinian authority is headquartered in Ramallah.

Yes, that is a US government representative that stated that. Your tax dollars at work.

The consulate's website did not mention Israel in any way, and referred only to Palestinian affairs.

A letter requesting clarification received this response:

"Thank you for your feedback on the U.S. Consulate General Jerusalem's Website. Just to clarify, the Consulate General in Jerusalem is the principal representation to the Palestinian Authority. We also provide services to American citizens in Jerusalem, the West Bank, and Gaza.

"The U.S. embassy to Israel is in Tel Aviv and is focused on the bilateral relationship with Israel. Their website is http://usembassy-israel.org.il/. The American Center in Jerusalem also provides information about the United States to the Israeli public. Their website is http://usembassy-israel.org.il/ac/ .

"Jerusalem is a final status issue. Israel and the Palestinians have agreed to resolve its status during negotiations. We will support their efforts to reach agreements on all final status issues."

SOURCE:
http://zionism-israel.com/israel_news/2009/08/is-this-us-policy-recognize-east.html

It would appear that the State Department has unilaterally decided to deviate from official US policy.

The United States Jerusalem Embassy Act (1995):
"Jerusalem should be recognized as the capital of the State of Israel; and the United States Embassy in Israel should be established in Jerusalem no later than May 31, 1999".

Section 214 of the Foreign Relations Authorization Act of 2003:
"The Congress maintains its commitment to relocating the United States Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem ... "

U.S House of Representatives concurrent resolution 152 (June 5, 2007):
"Commends Israel for its administration of the undivided city of Jerusalem for the past 40 years, during which Israel has respected the rights of all religious groups; Reiterates its commitment to the provisions of the Jerusalem Embassy Act of 1995 and calls upon the President and all United States officials to abide by its provisions"

Despite the Jerusalem Embassy Act being suspended annually by the president in a futile act of pandering to the Europeans and Arabs, the Administration "remains committed to beginning the process of moving our embassy to Jerusalem".

In consequence, official U.S. documents and web sites refer to Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

Perhaps the State Department considers itself a separate country? Not part of the United States at all?
It's quite possible, after all they do seem at times to act quite contrary to American interests.

Feel free to query Secretary of State Hillary Clinton about this matter.
She is currently at this address:

U.S. Department of State
2201 C Street North West,
Washington, DC 20520.
202-647-4000

If you send her a letter, please be polite and courteous, like you would to a leader of a foreign nation, or one of our erstwhile allies who needs to be won over to our side. Do not bring up secondary matters, and keep your epistle simple. Thank you.

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Jews my genius finally recognize!

2009-08-12T16:39:00.000-07:00

And huzzah for that! I am in receipt of an invite to join the Pro-Israel Bay Bloggers, that being a very fine establishment at this precise address: http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/

The only reason I can think for this kindly invite is that my perspicacity has not gone unnoticed.
So of course I said yes. I am an afficionado of clever people, such as the other commenters on that blog are. No doubt.

And I have placed my first post, which you may admire here:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2009/08/pakistanis-blame-zionist-for-dead.html
I could not have said it better.

But in all serious, this looks like a most worthwhile venture. And I urge you to visit there often. Not that I shall post much - I am not the best advocate of any cause, being more of an intellectual property right attorney and fondly obsessing over issues that aare not germane to that cause - but the other contributors appear to be doing a very fine job of fighting the good fight. And I would encourage them.

Thank you.

Richard Becker instead of seafood

2009-08-07T16:40:00.000-07:00

I am in utterly upset that miss Wong has ignored me these past several weeks. Here I am publishing a family recipe for prawn curry, exactly like all parsees make, and she is not leaping upon my offering with gay abondon.

In fact, no abandon utterly!

I wail disconsolately.

WHY IT IS?

Why, little miss Wong, why do you ignore me? Why do you not respond with backfeed about my precious cookery? Do you forget me?

Alack, odds bodkins, and zooks! How soon after our wholesome and cheerful disputation concerning the tiny penis of Richard Becker do you overlook me. Was the miniscule manlihood of International ANswer droodge Dick Becker the ONLY thing we had in common? You have no interest in me myself now that we argue NOT about how infinitally small and inconsequential is mister Richard Becker in his masculine appendum?

ANd here I bethought me that prawn curry was your forty, NOT little Dicky's wee shrimp.
But you ignore me continuous. You have scarce flagelated me in verbs since our cheerful back and forth over the winsome willie. You do not even send your pearls of invective hitherwards.

I AM BEREFT!
Oy vee!

Talk among myself, I am farklempt.

It is prawn cury

2009-07-29T22:46:00.000-07:00

The little miss Wong has been anxious for her prawn. And I of course am more than willing to service. So, her then it is. This is my auntyji's kolmi no patio recipe. It is very fine.

Auntyji no kolmi no patio

Two pounds shelled deveined large prawns
10-12 mild red chillies deseeded
3 cloves garlic
1 tablespoon cumin seeds
1 teaspoon peppercorns
1 tablespoon coriander seeds
1/2 teaspoon mustard seeds
1/2 teaspoon turmeric powder
3 large onions finely chopped
3 Roma tomatoes
Sugar - preferred coarse or palm. As much.

Lightly roast seeds, and grind to smoothness, using as much vinegar as may be needed.
Fry the chopped onion with oil till golden. Add the ground masala, turmeric, and cook it over a low flames. Add the prawns and fry. When it becomes dry add the jaggery, whatever remaining vinegar, the tomatoes, and one cup water. Simmer till done. Sprinkle fresh coriander and serve with parotha and rice, yellow dal on side. With everything, of course, kachumbar. It is a feast.

Favorite Paki joke

2009-07-22T18:16:00.000-07:00

Warfare in trenches on Indo-Pak border, the you-know-whos on west of line, Sikh regiment on east of line.

Our hero Jeswant Singh gets brilliant idea, shouts "Ohe, Muhammad!"
Paki gets up on Paki side, and BANG, Jeswant plugs him in gut.
Jeswant Singh shouts again "Ohe, Latifullah!"
Three Pakis stand up - BANG BANG BANG - three dead Pakis.
"Ohe, Salim!"
BANG! BANG! - two more dead Pakis.
"Ohe, Achmed o Mustafa!!"
BANG! BANG! Dono khalas!

Pakis getting almighty upset, thinking: 'How did these Sardars get so smart, sala bhain....'
So they decide to try same trick also.
"Ohe Kartar Singh!"
No answer.
"Ohe Jagtaar Singh!!"
Bilkul silence only.
"O bhaya, Mohan Singh!"
This time some one shouts back "Mohan Singh ko, kaun bularaha hai ?"
Paki soldier stands up and hollers "Main!"
BANG!

Sardar bomb squad

2009-06-22T18:30:00.000-07:00

Two Surd police officers discover two bombs. They decide to take them back to the station. One Sardar Affser asks the other: "what to do if one of them explodes?"
Other responds: "then we only mention one bomb."

Whip me beat me call me Edna

2009-06-18T05:07:00.000-07:00

Oh bhaiye, it appears that I have pierced the delectable miss Wong to the quick! And how heatedly she rejects my friendly attentions! I am bereft! Not to say aghast!
And I smile!
This is several more attentions than she has given me in many dark lonesome months. Which must be good. Her gilded walls are slowly crumbling. Soon there will be progress!
Of which I can be but confident.

I shall take the liberty of quoting her very own post upon my subject.

Thusly:
"---Grant Patel is probably the worst pervert in Northern california. "
I am an expert, miss Wong, as I am glad that you acknowledge. I know of what.

And also:
"---Am I the only object of your unclean pursuits mister Patel? Are there no Indian or Pakistani girls you could harass? Is your life really that empty and sad that I represent your likeliest prospect?"
Yes, the only. No, there aren't. No, it isn't. But yes, I wish it to be you. You thrill me endless.

And:
"---Why don't you place an ad in the papers if you are so desperate?"Smarmy Parsi lawyer seeks weak-minded Indian female. Age no object. Must like long walks on the beach, dogs who hump legs, and applying choke-holds"."

All from here: http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/06/smarmy-parsi-sex-gargoyle.html

What makes you think I possess a dog, miss Wong? But never mind.

Is it not evident in all particulars, you sweet mincks, that precisely your sharp retorts do tempt me? Has it not been obvious that your lack of shy and subdued response is the attractive element indeed? Can you not see that the concept of a small sharp chile pepper such as you so often prove yourself to be is the magnetism that pulls the gentle Parsee only?

Spicy temptress!!!! Naughty naughty naughty!!!! Weeeeee!!!!!!

You may strike me with your purple velvet bullwhip if you choose, miss Wong. I shall not flinch. Nay, far otherwise, I await your every stroke.

Your delicate touch can do no harm, no matter the device of dominating. Even leather and studs, or riding crops and spurs.
A mere four and a half feet tall? Then I shall wuzza wuzza wuzza your little round head!

Do you come riding at me on that throbbing Kawasaki Ninja of which you so lovingly spoke?
Indeed, I await the wheel. Your burning rubber is a thrill. I would be a part of it.

You also may whatever undergarments you choose, miss Wong, I shall not belabor the detail. And I will not raise objection. French cut, boy brief, bikini - it is all very good. Even baggy granny pants (size four small if I correctly remember, yes?).
It is but a minor detail of utmost importance. Your own fine choices.
I do keenly wish you to wear whatever scantillilaces are your fancy, though I advocate a tightness around the plumpness, and not too much other coverage - breath, miss Wong, breathe!

Remember, any time you wish to dine upon my spicy prawn curry, you have but to ask.
I shall be there for you. I am here. I am a gentleman and a cook.

Petite gold skin, crash helmet, lace most excellently!

2009-06-17T15:18:00.000-07:00

The notorious panty stealer Atboth presumes to call me an "all-round perverse fetishist"!
How he should dare! The nerve of him! He does not know the half of it only! And I am extremely upset. Extremely!
Because were it not for my very good offices, little miss Wong would have no one to compare him to, and would inevitably come concluding that Atboth himself, NOT Mister Grant Patel Esquire (which is me!) is the world's big pervert. He should thank me kindly.
But okay, it is a plaesure. He is welcome.

As is described but imperfectly here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/06/hot-chicks-and-motor-bikes.html

What, you want undoubtedly to know, is the pretext of this outrage? And I shall tell you.
Miss Snooky Wong wishes a motorbike for her graduation, that being an event scheduled in the future when she has finished high school - probably Lowell High School (1101 Eucalyptus Dr, San Francisco, CA 94132 (415) 759-2730), and almost certainly magna or summa cum laude - and probably one or two years to come. Shabash!

She details her motor yearnings in this touching post:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/06/motorbike.html

I applaud most heartily this desire on her part. A delicate Cantonese maiden vrooming around San Francisco on a big macho muscle-bike is topnotch. Oh yes. Entertainments!
The sun on her golden skin, the wind in her long raven hair, the delicate dark lace garters or tight constrictive frilly undergarments of enticement only, and the matte-finished helmet for protecting of the head, these are all things of utmost goodness.

Any other clothing, not so much. As it would get in the way. And might get snagged in the roaring motor. Only further thing would be high-heeled pumps in black or blood red.

Black lace for pale creamy, dark dark brown for a warm tan color.

Miss Wong, the moment you have your motorbike, let me know please. I shall with gladness invite you to my home for lovely photos. Before and after! The young lady posing against the shiny steel. A warm thigh seductively clamped around the metal frame. A delicate hand upon the saddle.
A plate of zesty prawn curry and rice shall be yours!
Even before then. I am keen to discuss this matter. And givien your temper, oh small spit-fiery one, I fear you need a lawyer soonest.
Legal shielding denoues into affection, no doubt. It is a prospect.

In addition to law, I am also expert at various garmentings and accoutrementies for the teenage famele person's fine athletic body, and can advise you excellently.
Let desperation be your guide!

I advise: ignore the poisoned blister

2009-06-12T18:00:00.000-07:00

Mr. Atboth, who smells unfortunately of stale cigars, has indicated that he may be pursued or probably so by an angry person from Berkeley, that possibly most likely being the anonymous Stephen Pearcy, who is married to brillant dark haired temptress and also lawyer mrs. Pearcy.

He asks in many and several ways about ethics and legality of whatever it is that he has been doing on his blog, in most particular this post here: http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/06/stephen-pearcy-and-joseph-anderson-at.html

Is there an ethical breach, he asks, and of considerably less importance, is it actionable?

You are asking me about ethics? In my capacity of lawyer? I am bowled over.
You yourself are fit to answer that more than me, as I assume that collection agents and repo wallahs have more ethical boundaries that they dare not cross. Law and ethics in practice do not overlap so much, the ven diagram is extremely lean.

Whether what you said about the lean and lovely mister Pearcy and the hungry unwashable mister Anderson is actionable, I believe you are safe. I assume that you ran it by counsel before publication date, precautionarily, and gathered their addresses as a measure.
If not, no great or particular matter. Freedom of speech.
And truth is a great safeguard.

But then evenso, ethical. Very well. Was it ethical of the Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists (hereafter called BFUU) to welcome mister Gilad Atzmon to perform at a sham-e-ghazall or wht the soever it was benefit for terror apologistes and Hamas supporters? Was it ethical of them to let their hall and reputations be fiercely ripped by having a hate-filled bigot of the most doubtfull political extreme playing sweet musics in their inner sanctum? Is the promotion of the destruction of Israel by any means but mostly jihadi really and truly what the Berkeley First Unitarian Universalists are to be henceforth known for?

Do these looks like honest faces to you? Do they even have alibis? Where they not there in their various mass to open the gate and let him in? And did they in anyway object to having a green jihadi banner waved outside their temple?
How does this sit with the people of Berkeley, I must wonder. How does it sit?

Ethics, in my humble opinions, are not the issue here. Poncy dyed hair like a Pakistani tribal on top of head is. Despite buff musculiture of protest bigot in questions. Bad taste!

Netherlands beat English, Pakis beat Netherlands!

2009-06-10T21:16:00.000-07:00

Hah! And alas! The Netherlandish cricket team beat English, then got beaten by Pakistan! How do you feel now, mister Atboth, how do you feel now? And it is a shame!

The world would have cheered you, lauded you fiercely, and praised your several achievements, had you but beat the stuffings out of those bhainch...t pakis. And you should have! Cricket is a measure of morals, mister Atboth, it is a game of gentlemen. How and why the Pakis dare play it is mysterious, and that you did not defeat them is a blot on the old escutcheon. Be ashamed!

What an utter defeat for goodness and light. Pakistan victorious, what disaster! For shame! For shame! Oh woe woe woe!!!
Indeed you should bow your many million heads, that this buggery bollocky Paki lauras did triumph.

I AM NOT CHIPPED LIVER!

2009-06-10T19:43:00.000-07:00

Went down to civic centre on Saturday and my heavens! There was a rabble there! On one side of the street, Richard Becker and his very tiny penis, plus some Israel-hatred cultmembers, and on the other side, rowdy Jews!

I will admit, I like rowdy Jews. I know several.

Richard Becker, on my other hand, not so much. Not, in fact, at all. And the minisculosity of his prehensile member is not at all to do with it. The man is a little puke.
As, of course and naturally also, his Jew-hating naxalite goondas.

Now, it has come to my attentions, that the delectable miss Snooky Wong was also down there that day and that hour. And that she was searching for notorious panty thief ATBOTH.
I shall quote from this post: http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/06/international-answer-and-jews.html
In which she says (and I quote): "I tried to spot Atboth, 'cause I thought it would be fun to finally meet him, but I couldn't tell who he was. There was nobody there smoking a pipe. And I don't know what he looks like. "

Zooks! And madrchu........!!!!!!!

I was there! Not only the man who smells of stale cigars, but me!!!! I too was being there! You could have and should have been looking for and at me!

I AM NOT CHIPPED LIVER!

Little mincks, why do you waist your time on forsaken pursuits. Why must you so decisivly ignore my several well known manlish attributes? Unlike Richard Becker, I have normal sized parts, and unlike Atboth (who smells of stale cigars), I reek of fresh clean tobacco, and spices.
I am the very epigramme of an exotic likeable chap.

Promise me this, little miss, next time you forget about the stale Dutchman and look for the handsome clearfaced desi with merest whisp of white at temples, waving waving waving gaily a gift of dark dark lace. And nothing else!

Oh, and ignore the gnomish man with the bad front teeth, sourpuss face, and spectacles. That would be Richard Becker, who as everyone already knows has a very very very tiny penis.
I cannot imagine that you or anyone else might have any interest in him, he is unimportant in the slightest. As fits.

Sardar general

2009-06-10T17:29:00.000-07:00

A young Sardar is being checked by the military doctor prior to joining the army. The doctor asks him what he wants to be while in the service.
"A general!"
"Tum pagal hai! A general! Are you mad?!?"
"Why, is that a requirement?"

Gilad Atzmon and the BFUU - a match not even a Pakistani could love

2009-06-02T21:07:00.000-07:00

Sometime friend and fellow conspirator Atboth writes about an egregious offense. And it is worth sharing, indeed. So I shall gladly post about it.

Gilad Atzmon, who is a self-hating saxophonist and proffesional Israel hater, is scheduled to perform a benefit for other Jew haters at the Berkeley First Unitarian Universalist (BFUU) Hall, 1924 Cedar at Bonita, Berkeley, on Monday JUNE 8.

How clear it now is that the BFUU (The Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists) are also abundantly Jew hating. How else could this be explained?
And how traditional for both a church, and a city such as Berkeley.

HATE: CHURCH SANCTIONED IN BERKELEY
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/06/hate-its-church-sanctioned-in-berkeley.html
Atboth writes: "What is truly reprehensible is that the Unitarian Universalists in Berkeley have jumped on the anti-Semitic bandwagon. Hosting Gilad Atzmon cannot be seen as anything else. Gilad Atzmon is opposed to the existence of Israel, in the same way as the Women in Black, in the same way as ISM, in the same way as so many groups in the Bay Area. It is an instinctive, culturally sanctioned, and utterly ideological hatred of Jews and of a predominantly Jewish state.It represents a complete rejection of Jewish values, Jewish identity, and Jewish worth.The Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists, by hosting this event, prove themselves worthy heir to every tyrant and depraved ideologue in the pantheon.It was probably too much to ask that they take a stand against socially approved politically correct bigotry - it would be so very un-Berkeley and far too decisive.One just can not expect that of them."

Indeed. How very true. And how throughly disgusting that the BFUU should provide a venue.
As a lawyer, and as a professional pervert, I have to wonder what induced the BFUU to go ahead with this? Was there something sexual about it? Seeing as so many of the anti-Zionist Jews have gender issues and sexual confusion as the dominant metphores of their lives, was there something bi-, ambi-, a-, or poly- sexual about the decision?

HOLOCAUST DENIERS ARE OK
http://www.bluetruth.net/2009/05/bay-area-women-in-black-they-hate.html
Bluetruth writes: "Atzmon is also a fan of one Paul Eisen, a far right ideologue in the UK who wrote an article promoting the Holocaust denial revisionism of Ernst Zundel. Atzmon circulated and promoted the article. "
And:
"It's bad enough that BAWIB endorses and participates in ANSWER's rallies, which feature overt anti-Semitism. Regarding BAWIB using Atzmon to raise funds for its own efforts to rewrite history, the only phrase that comes to mind is the one which with attorney Joseph Welch challenged the demagoguery and bullying on Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1954: "Have you no sense of decency? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

Key question, as in soap operas, being: 'who sleepetheth with whom?'
Now that Bay Area Women in Black is pulled into eyesight, the equation becomes even more Byzantine. Next we know, ex-supervisor Ammiano or one of his proxies will also hove into view. This is becoming one big sopping group-orgy of sex-hate. To whose orgasmic ulterior motives?

Forsooth! We shall never know. And in truth we are not wanting to know. Utterly not!!!
The degeneracies that go on in sanctified halls are not our concern, far otherwise indeed! That Gilad Atzmon may have trumpeted his hatred for Jews and Israelis from the rooftops of London for benefit of his musical career and his genderbending proclivie is even likewise not something we shall speculate about. We assert it not in the slightest! We are repulsed.

We simply cannot fathom someone who so despicably covorts with extremists and supporters of murder, synagogue burning, bomb belts, and ethnic cleansing!

But evenmore!

RAEL RECOGNIZES GILAD ATZMON AS NEW HONORARY PRIEST
http://www.raelpress.org/news.php?item.140.1
Quote: "LAS VEGAS, March 26 - Rael, founder and leader of the International Raelian Movement, has bestowed the title of Honorary Raelian Priest upon British jazz musician, composer and writer Gilad Atzmon.
During the 35-year history of Raelianism, the special distinction of Honorary Priest has been awarded only a few dozen times. It is reserved for those who place the pursuit of truth, justice, love and equality above selfish considerations – including their careers."

[Raelianism: The practice of Raelianism is a contemporary spiritual phenomenon that first arose after Claude Vorilhon’s report of an encounter with extra-terrestrials in France in 1973. Denying the existence of an autonomous God, Raelianism recognizes the Elohim, man’s alien Creators, as the source of human life, its purpose, and its eternal well-being. Made in the Elohim’s image, man’s time on Earth is to be spent pursuing greater knowledge of infinite life, which Raelians believe lies in DNA. Through the mastery of cloning, Raelians are confident that they can achieve eternal life and thus reunite with their extra-terrestrial Creators for Infinity.
Source link: http://home.wlu.edu/~lubint/Touchstone/Raelianism-Campbell.htm .
Go ahead, read their material. Clearly, they're nuts. More so than Unitarians, possibly on par with self-hating Israelis and Jazz musicians. Sweet jebus I say!]

I have no doubt that they love Gilad Atzmon in Pakistan, Ramallah, Gaza, Turkey, ... and, of course, London. 'Nuff said. He's a prick.
Berkeley too will love him. Wetly and energetically.
And Berkeley is the anti-Christ of cities.
Twisted love is what it's all about.
Filthy sponge!

Great Cricket!

2009-05-26T18:45:00.000-07:00

Deccan beat Bangalore.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/8066299.stm

Of course first question must asking is why this in Jo-burg? Why bollocky heck off continent?!?! But never mind. It is explained.

Quote:
"The tournament was staged in South Africa because of security concerns. It clashed with the recent Indian general election and with the government unable to provide security assurances, South Africa pipped England to act as replacement hosts."

Spurious reason as any. Just happy to be playing for uninvolved audience in international waters. Bangalore not exactly cultural center of universe, now is it?

"Deccan Chargers beat Royal Challengers Bangalore by six runs in Johannesburg in the final of the second season of the Indian Premier League."

Great game. Well played. Deccan tops.

But is the animal knowing it only?

2009-05-25T17:15:00.000-07:00

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?!?"

Illuminating Richard Becker et al

2009-05-22T21:07:00.000-07:00

And further pursuant communists and their murderous tendencies and depravities, I would bring to your several attentions this fine article in the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8062321.stm
Police die in India Maoist attack

I shall quote:
"Suspected Maoist rebels in India have killed 16 police personnel in a gun battle in the western state of Maharashtra, police say. The attack took place near the town of Nagpur, close to a rebel stronghold near the border with the state of Chhattisgarh where Maoists are active.
Local police chief Pankaj Gupta told the BBC that 11 policemen had been killed and five policewomen. Mr Gupta said they were ambushed by gunmen and none survived. "

And further:
"More than 6,000 people have died during their (the communists) 20-year fight. "

Well then, now we know what scumsucking revowallahs such as Richard Becker, his dogsbody Forrest Schmidt, and the entire collection of Bay Area Reds wish to do. Kill kill kill. As Becker mister has on several occassions screamed at the top of his lung, in civic center, at demonstrations in Oakland, and in front of a certain consulate. The man is odious. Loathsome.

And quite possibly a traumatized sexual deviant. One can only imagine, though one above all should not, heaven forfend and preserve us, what horrible memories he brought with him from a sadly depraved childhood in his parents house. Perhaps he hates his mother, we shall not speculate.
Years and years of therapy might lead him to a sane and rational sexuality, instead of subverting his wounding to the vocalled encouragement of hate and violence. Yet during his speeches, he is coward in so much that should breaking and bottles ensue from the crowd, he will yet claim plausible denialbility.
Twisted despicable man. All the instincts of a mad Delhwi mullah encouraging strife, all the fine sensitivities of a rancid Pakistani fanatic, but none of the balls. And a very tiny penis.

In which I apologize to miss Wong

2009-05-21T19:50:00.000-07:00

Well okay then. Atboth has convinced me to stop teasing miss Wong about her inquireis pursuant the very tiny infinitissimaly SMALL penile member of the foul communist head hunch in the Bay Area, the reprehensible and in all ways disgusting Richard becker.

Suffice it to say that much discussion has been had. And it is a known fact that he is so small. So verry verry small.

But miss Wong's interest, of course, was purely scientific. Microgonads are a curiosity. And communists, especially of the solidly middle-class salon variety, are subculturally and anthropologically interesting. Especially if you can poke them with a sharp stick.

I am sorry, miss Wong, Snooky (may I call you that?), I was wrong. You have NO gooey interests in mister Richard Becker. You probably just wish to examine him medically. And if so, wear gloves. Radical poseurs frequently acquire several nasty body odors and head lice. Sterilize all equipment, and shower under plenty of hot water afterwards. Then curl up on your bed wearing only those pink pink panties of which you have told us, and the motorhead tee-shirt which is too tight, too tight.
I shall fondly imagine yourself doing so.

Richard Becker is entirely too little and too late!

2009-05-19T18:22:00.000-07:00

It is verrily too much! That mincks the snarky miss Wong is daring to doubt my knowledgeable assertion that Richard Becker has an insufficiency of the privy part! How dare she? How dare she!

See! See here!
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/05/richard-becker-abnormally-petite.html

And she besides has the gallish temerity to cite my very own post!
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/05/richard-becker-very-tiny-manhood-and.html

In which I state categorically that Richard Becker has a very tiny penis!

She doubts me, she dares! Sweet young Snooky Wong doubts the sheer minisculity of Richard Becker's infinitissimaly small weiner! Which is a fact!
It is more than a theory, dear little miss Wong, it is a hard (yet very soft) datum. As can and has been attested by many and several, all of whom shall remain nameless as legal action against mister "tiny dick" Becker is still ongoing and in actions. We cannot divulge their names, nor would we want to. It is protecting the innocent. International ANSWER has persucoated and commited mayhem on whosoever provided proof of richard Becker's many and several inadequacies - not least of which, or actually the very utter least of which, is his embarrasingly tiny, minute, and well nigh microscopic PENIS!

The multitudes of trustworthy witnesses include many and several with unprintable yet very entertaining experiences in public washrooms, and on long greyhound bus trips, or of the probing cavity searches required of traveling terror supporters, and plus the very finest physicians and religious men - all of whom are profoundly knowledgeable about baby puds and boyish winkies, smooth as a gazelle's rump, and ALL of them remark and aver that Richard Becker has a tiny tiny penis.
Why, it is smaller and more insignificant than could possibly be imagined! Totally midget! Wee!
And these names shall forever remain a closed book. Please to ask him directly if that is your obsession, fine miss Wong, I virtually am sure that he will willingly and at the drop of a pant show it to a young maid. Or provide a photograph, with signature for a delicious fan. Perhaps an impression in plaster?

From when comes this unsuitable fascination, my dear miss Wong, with mister Becker's tiny penis? Is it truly his wangle that interests you? How could you? How!!!! Is it instead maybe that due to gross miniscule absence of severe piece he could fit into your panties also? Size four extra small? A disctinctly inferior size queen? Or have you instead a perverse and obscene eye for that posturing poseur? Is it his sublimating of manhood into politicized hate that attracts? Perhaps his subconsciously traumatic sexuality, that glow of longslumped glandular frustration, as he foams and gibbers and squeels, yelping the utter absence of any male glam into the stratosphere, for even invaders from another galaxy to realize and recognize THAT RICHARD BECKER HAS A SMALL PENIS! The undying and useless shame of the American communist movement, even less to their whicks than a Bengali communist! RICHARD BECKER AND HIS TINY PENIS!

My dear delectible miss Wong, I beg of you not to ask any more questions anent Richard Becker and his poor little whizzipizzle! It is an inquiry of a sexual nature that teenage girls should avoid. No, a juvenile such as yourself has no business probing the monstrous regenerative microgonad of a political pervert. Unclean fascinations!

Such interest is quite unseemly. I would NOT expect it of a fine well-bred little Cantonese-American girl. How possibly immodest! You are potentially an issue. Do not ask any further about Richard Becker's cute & minute wingle-wangle. His delicious near castrati smoothness is not a subject that should excite the mind of a delicate teenager. Say NO! to minisquality, and microscopicism! Ignore Richard Becker's tiny penis! Overlook it - it is so very easy to do!

FOR SHAME!

Instead, you should be more curious about me!

I am as fine a figure of a man as you will note. Which eventuality for sure must be arranged. And mayhap that will disabuse you of ANY interest in the measly screeching scoundral Richard Becker whose penis is so very very very small.

I am instead a much more fitting object for your interest. I can provide references. I am not a sexually frustrated communist. I am a man entirely without hate or pettiness. I am broadminded. And much better looking too. Please ask. You will find me precisely to the requirements.
Would you like some shrimp curry?

Snooky's delicious bikini brief!

2009-05-18T07:13:00.000-07:00

No, alas, I myself cannot vouch for them, having not been blessed with a goodly view. But in a ways she is betraying the dimension of her fine rumpous by her posting about what she is considering a nice pair of panties.

A VERITABLE RECOMMENDATION!

This yummy post:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/05/delicious-panties.html

Embedded in which is this intriguing picture:
http://www.lulalu.com/search.asp?Mode=Product&ProductID=413&PageNum=1

"The Little Bra Company Kimberly Bikini Sheer lace front and sheer mesh in the back equals one very sexy bikini. 57% Nylon/43% Spandex. Sizes: XS/S (2-4), M/L (6-8) $28.00 "

We know from previous interscoping of Snooky Wong's blog that she is small, not even five feet, and by the weight she gave us quite petite. Now, imagining that in the fashion shown in that picture, and only ONE CONCLUSION POSSIBLE: DEE-LICIOUS!

She offers that I should buy it. And suggests two sizes too small. For my own self.

So sorry, Sweetness, it is too late.
I ALREADY HAVE!

It now graces my collection. Which is housed in butterfly cases, for museum-quality protection.

Such a pity that it only comes in turquoise. As Atboth recommends, darker blue or deep lavender would also be most excellent. Especially on a peachy gulubulu.
Which I would most gladly allow miss Wong to model.
Call me sometime.

Richard Becker, very tiny manhood, and International ANSWER

2009-05-16T03:51:00.000-07:00

It is case that International ANSWER, supporters of violent Jihad of known record, are now in legal troubles due to untennable littering and propaganda nuisance in city of San Francisco.
About buggery time. For a while it was impossible to traverse the streets and bustees of this city without encountering their offensive pro-Islamic terrorism literature, or seeing upon lamposts and sidings their advocacies of killing Jews by Hamas and other degenerates. But now, praise Allah, International ANSWER is having to fork over pronto if not sooner several tens of thousands of dollars for cleanup of their trashings.

Bugger them. Bugger them good.

As in someway detailed this post:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/05/anti-semitic-organization-intl-answer.html

Author of that post calls International ANSWER anti-Semitic. As indeed they are. Every single one of their events past six years had Jew-hatred and pro-Hamas dripping from the rafters.
Their support for Jihadis in Afhganistan and Pakistan was clearly evident.
Dislike of civil democracies and civilized discourse marked their rhetoric.

And, as is well-known, Richard Becker is of insufficient manhood.
It is very tiny.
Not impressive in any way.
Barely manhood at all, in fact.
Do you have a loupe?

Poor chap cursed with a very tiny lor, the use of which is wellnigh impossible without tweezers and a profound sense of humor, both of which he is lacking. His frustration mounts with each failed mounting. Noodly appendage not even spaghetti strap dimension, and utterly void of horn. Poor basterd. Sod him.

Viagra, of course, is not at all revolutionary, and cigars though much macho and a Clintonian substitute for dismissive member, too expensive for working class hero wannabe. Besides, that is trademark of Fidel Castro, and favored by bourgeois.

If there is anything that mister Richard Becker fears more than performance anxiety, it is being unmasked as hopelessly pretentious bourgeois poseur. That shrivels more than anything. No more the well-turned Levantine bints for his delectation, no more the choirboys turned delinquent. Alas, he would a laughing stock, and Bob Avakian's group would never cease tormenting him.
They can forgive him his insufficiency, because it is not at all unusual among Stalin worshippers. Why, even old Bob himself is lacking in that department. Bollocks.

Maybe rubber bands and weights? Very Josef Broz Tito, if attempted. Or perhaps even extenzy? Spanish flies? Injections?

None of wich of any concern, because basic problem is, as aforesaid, an utter lack of size. There is not enoughness there. Any efforts waste of time without reasonable quantitiy animal protein in the privy parts.

Oh well. Progenation not a worry. Ha ha ha.

Crispin Crispian - Saint Crispin's Day

2009-05-15T17:16:00.000-07:00

Saint Crispin's Day is the feast day on October 25 of the Christian saints Crispinus and Crispianus, who were martyred in the year 286 AD.
These are the battles that occurred on it: the Battle of Leyte Gulf in the Pacific theater in 1944, the Battle of Balaklava (Charge of the Light Brigade) in the Crimean War, and the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, as dramatised by William Shakespeare in Henry V.

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But if it be a sin to covet honour,I am the most offending soul alive!
No, faith, my cuz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. Oh, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tiptoe when this day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian'.
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day'.
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day.
Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remembered - We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
Make him a member of the gentry, even if he is a commoner.

And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

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Splendid stuff. In all particulars.

New BBC map hooha!

2009-05-13T19:44:00.000-07:00

A new map upon the internet site of the BBC purports to show lack of governmental control in ruddy Paki Northwest frontier Province. As if this in any way news.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8047504.stm

I am quoting:
A map produced by the BBC suggests only 38% of Pakistan's North West Frontier Province (NWFP) and surrounding areas is under full government control.

And also:
Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari rejected the findings, telling the BBC it was an "incorrect survey".

Well of course he would reject the finding! Not in that it was wrong, but in that Pakistani definition of control is utterly different! What we and all other civilized people consider governement control only, Pakistan full well knows means buggery religious fanatics with guns maintaining law, order, and abuseful power. It is very controlled, indeed, there is no competition for control.
ISI is there, and wearing accepted civilian mufti. Just no bureaucrats.

This, manifestly and recognizedly, is more efficient than paying bollocky corrupt functionaries and politicians, and just as effective. No more rupees for services, no more salaries to vakils and baboos, no more subsidized police - just complete no questions asked full control.

At last the ISI has autonomy. And this proves that rest of country in no immediate danger. They don't want all. Merely profitable portion, and blackmail rest.

Most unpleasant blog

2009-05-05T20:34:00.000-07:00

Having explored worlds of wonder on the internet, I must come to sad conclusion: many writers are entirely nuts. Or leastways not stellarly sane in all respects.

For your consideration, I offer Atlas Shrugs (by self-appointed mad meg Pamela Geller) as the example of examplars for 'strident rabid crazy bitch from the dark side'.

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/

One might forgive dear lady her hysteria and accusatory panics, were it not that she is so far over the top and into right field as to be clinically admissable. Therapy, valium, and professional counseling are of no whatsoever use.
No, I doubt very much that her heart is the right place - both heart and head appear well-lodged in a dark wet smelly part body.

Even that slight-possibly forgivable, if only she were not so extraordinarily ignorant, malinformed, and liable to jump into wrongheaded conclusions.

Her articles about Muslims, Obama, Left Wing, Other Blogs, Muslims, Denmark, Obama, Muslims, Nazis, Arabs, Netherlands, Muslims, Obama ...... these are all so strident, brassy, brazen, bloody minded, staggeringly meaningless and angry! Besides being monodimensionally inaccurate.
Rhetoric is not her friend but her betrayer.
Gloom and doom have infected her poor little pea brain and sabotaged her reason. Buggery sad.

Pamela Geller's masthead informs:
"Western civilization hangs in the balance. This blog is part of the solution. Get your heads out of the sand and fight the Great Fight. The Jew may be the canary in the coalmine, but you my friends will be next. Changing the World, one Word at a time (eight dots) Citizen Journalist, Citizen Soldier"

Your blog is crap. Get over yourself, bitch.

Glasgow pig Neil MacGregor

2009-05-04T14:50:00.000-07:00

Stupid skirt-wearing type threatened to blow up mosques in Glasgow. Manifestly not a serious threat, except in his own pinhead. Gentleman in raggy skirt, by name of Neil MacGregor, made threatening phonecall to that effect, and sent an e-mail to police outlining his proposal. To whit: blow up Glasgow Central Mosque, kill a Muslim everyday until all mosques in Scotland closed.

See BBC here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8029023.stm

In part, bollocky skirt-wearing girlie boy MacGregor wrote: "I'm a proud racist and National Front member. We as an organisation have decided to deal with the current threat from Muslims in our own British way, like our proud ancestors. Our demands are very small. Close all mosques in Scotland. If our demands aren't met by next Friday, we'll kidnap one Muslim and execute him or her on the internet, just like they did to our Ken Bigley."

Again, inbred idiot sheepintercourser SENT THE E-MAIL TO POLICE!
Stupid ooloo, you are thinking they cannot read? You are really and truly being that utterly dumb?

Why don't you paint your ugly pink bottom blue and hide in the peat bogs, beak-nosed paleface? That is exactly and precisely how your "proud" gandu ancestors dealt with the Romans, Saxons, Vikings, and English invading forces, and that is what in the end your gandu descendants will be left with only. Anybody who goes to Scotland to live improves the place immensely while ensuring their own lasting misery. Scratchy skirts on underwearless men, hairy women, sheep buggery, bloody mindedness, and Rabbi Burns. All of these described in detail by visitors to hell, such as infernal Dante.

Oh, and very good whiskey. Which is far too expensive for you bollocky fuzz-bottomed Scots anyhow, that is why Japanese and Americans buy all.

I do not like Muslims. Not at all. But a Muslim who settles in Scotland is suffering enough, while no doubt providing the excellent service worth its weight in gold of vending Biriani, Kabab, and Vindaloo, so that any misguided visitors not have to suffer sheep intestines or deepfried spam while awaiting the departure of their flight from the bloody buggery bollocky blasted bhainchote bogs.
And that is a most noble venture indeed. Glasgow mardabad.

Pakistani Muslim primitives blatant misbehaviours

2009-05-02T19:31:00.000-07:00

NEWS: "Amid reports of demolition of homes of Sikhs in parts of Pakistan, India on Friday said it had taken up the matter of treatment of minorities in that country with the government in Islamabad.
"On seeing reports about Sikh families in Pakistan being driven out of their homes and being subject to 'jiziya' and other such impositions, the Government of India has taken up with Pakistan the question of treatment of minorities with the government of Pakistan," External Affairs Ministry spokesman Vishnu Prakash said here."

From this article:
DEMOLITION OF HOMES OF SIKHS
http://www.deccanherald.com/Content/May12009/foreign20090501133611.asp?section=updatenews

"According to reports, Taliban militants have demolished 11 homes of members of the minority Sikh community in Pakistan's troubled Aurakzai tribal region after they failed to pay 'jiziya' or a tax levied on non-Muslims."

Comment: Proof positive that Muslims should not be tolerated anywhere outside their own countries. Everywhere else having accepted different religions with friendly equality, yet, as is evident abundantly, non-Muslims are never safe in places like Pakistan, Afghanistan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, even gulf. Why then allow those people to emmigrate elsewhere?

Pakistan should well remember that it survives merely by its usefulness. When Washington finally realizes how utterly untrustable are the debased politicians and vakils who run that failed state, then the end will be near. It is only a matter of months. By end of long summer, corrupt Paki politicos will be paying for each others funerals, Pashtoons and Persians wil be helterskeltering for nuclear materials, India will be planning massive attack, and America will be wringing pasty white hands and wailing. The world has no use for Pakistan. None. Head tax buggery racists.

Woof!

2009-04-27T20:12:00.000-07:00

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands:
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Ishant Sharma, excellent bowler

2009-04-25T02:51:00.000-07:00

In the Perth Test in 2008 Sharma got his wicket.

Has excellent pace and high delivery, on a lively wicket quite the presence. Has proven himself recently in Ceylon. But perhaps most remarkably in Perth Test 2008, which I encourage all reading about.
Still young man. Tall, accurate, fiery, and fit. Brilliant fast bowler.

Miss Wong's delightful panties!

2009-04-22T21:04:00.000-07:00

It is with great and humble joy that I acknowledge that miss Snooky Wong has generously made me a fine gift of her panties. That is to say, she has described them in greate detail, in a mannaer that leaves no guessing as to her mentalitites and motives.

It is like reading a charming menu at a fine restaurant, manifestly not the vegetarian section.
Meaty, my heavens. And most utterly delightful indeed.

See this lovely lyrical post:

http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/04/more-panties.html

Isn't that sweet?

Just too, too.

She defines her panties:

Briefs are panties that come up to the waist and have a plain style of leg opening. They are comfortable, but at worst granny style and baggy. Plenty of cloth from leg to waist.

Bikini briefs have leg openings that are cut above the thigh, fully cover the rear and front, but have a waistband that rides over the hips rather than across the waist. Some are really low, for people who wear lowriders and kidney pops. Narrow band of coth from leg to waist.The long ones are very sweet, if you do not have a long torso and short legs.

French cut briefs have the highest cut of leg opening, wich is canted slightly forward. The waistband is at the natural waist line. Medium amount of cloth between leg and waist, sometimes not. Not suitable for fatty thighs.

High cut briefs are panties with a high-rise leg opening, and ride at or above the natural waistline. Medium or narrow band of cloth.Hipster briefs have low-cut leg openings, almost straight across. They ride significantly below the navel. Some middle-aged women like them, and they also look cute on teenagers. They look boxy. Most Chinese people should not wear them. Well, the women at least.

FOND AFTERTHOUGHTS

All of this what makes the following clear: innocent little teenagers should wear regular briefs, as well as delicate boned blondes. Bikini Briefs can be worn by anyone except large black women, even Tamils or large Punjabi truckdriver type females, French Cut Briefs will look gorgeous on someone without excess curvatures, so no Arabs or Pakistani Matrons but Greeks and Italians okay (absolutely no Jugoslavians!!!), Hipster Briefs shall be ideal on high bottomed Punjabi young ladies and Somali girls, but not Arabs, Chinese girl persons, or Germans, and Thongs look best on athletic but not overly thin white girls. Something rounded.

All of the above except the last mentioned thong will look both dashing and mouthwatering on a petite Cantonese female personage, such as we know that Snooky Wong herself is. Not even five feet, per her own words.

Now we shall patiently expect her deep thoughts about lace edging, embroidery, and panels. Her insights are delicious and poetic. Oh yes. And within her fine pruple prosing will be inevitably a descriptus unmatched from what we can cleverly and perspiricaceously reconstruct her own small curvy graces, imagining only the warm golden skin and gentle fruited swellings. Come now, little mincks, your fevered fans await! Scribble us your tempting sweetness!

Spat between Lester and Windy

2009-04-22T19:27:00.000-07:00

John Dyson of West Indies, issued remarks which displeased the arrogant Britishman David Smith, basha of Leicestershire. He refuses to take kindly comments about falling wickets. Perhaps sour grapes, or just not sportsmanlike.

One cannot but unescape the conclusion that British, as so often their side, are not able to graciously host, especially if tourists not quite own type of old chap.

Warmup match with Leicestershire.
Monday, Dyson made comment re Grace Road pitch after Leicestershire dismissed for a small total, own side reduced to 80-4.
But spirited play by West Indies contradicted his assertion, with the visitors ending the 100 overs of their first innings 138 runs ahead.

Benn unchanged today for 24 overs, as Lesterwallahs went from trailing by 87 overnight to finishing 100 runs ahead. Then draw agreed upon. Chanderpaul, Edwards, and Gayle not with squad at this point.

Coming up: Play against Essex should be exciting, as well as against Derby at end of month. Test match at Lords in May.

Marz-O-Rin at Bakhtiar Plaza

2009-04-18T22:15:00.000-07:00

Marz-O-Rin Restaurant is ideal for after energetic all day shopping. It is always crowded, and always fast. Thus maximizing on both location and pedal traffics. Tables are small small, do not order a banquet. But come with a friend.

First order and pay, then pick up plate. Staff very personable. Service with a toothy smile. Oh yes.

Marz-O-Rin for delicious Chicken Roll, or Tomatoes and Green Chatni sandwhiches, Cheese Souffle, and Cold Coffee. Also cafeteria food in the generic English fashion (Macaroni? Spaghetti? What are these strange beasts?!?!), plus nowadays also burgers, hence it is a most excellent place for Gora watching - Angrezilog always wanting home food, even if that food in its precise local manifestation purely a speculative hypothesis only without significant original authentic elements.

Also most excellent for punekar watching, not just goralog. Brugers with right hand only, and desperation is clear. Eyes go pop.

Chicken sandwhiches knock standard SF shop chicken salad on a roll to-go out of the water. Good enough to eat here, go up on balcony. The place is by MG Road.

Cooverbhen was always fond of this place. Though the seatings were too fragmentary for her generously ample forump. I can still hear the heart-stopping creaking and see the shock-widened eyes of other patrons and matrons as she eased herself into the agonized sacrificial seatable. No koorchee ever suffered as much, and witnessing was an adventure. Extra spice was thusly added to the casual bite. Uncle Bunnyjee has not since then, been there.

Biriani at Dorabjee's

2009-04-18T20:29:00.000-07:00

If you are an aficionado of food and happen to be in Poona, then to Dorabjee and Sons you really must go. It is on Dastur Meher Road, number 845, in Sharbatwala chowk, Camp. Simple décor, what means basically none. Tile walls, windows, simple tables and seating round about thirty people more or less.
If mutton is what you want, you are now in heaven. Generous portioning, fast service.

Owned and operated by Dariyush Dorabjee, great grandson of founder Sorabjee Dorabjee.

Birianis are famous here, but on Sunday also you can order excellent Dhansak – whether chicken or lamb, either you are wanting. Salli Margi also recommended as well as Salli Boti, lagan nu custard truly exceptional. The gravies for salli margi, salli boti, good and properly spiced. The salli crisp.

But if only Mutton Biriani ordered, you will not go wrong also. This century old restaurant is a classic, birianis prepared over charcoal, at reasonable pricings.

Eat here soon, among last of its kind, the dreadful march of Udipi dosadookans taking over.
It is near Ambedkar Doctor road and J.J. Garden.
Dorabjee’s is possibly good main reason to visit Poona, unless you have uncles and aunties.

He has friends? Mirabelle Dictoo!

2009-04-18T19:58:00.000-07:00

Fellow blogger, resident of SF, and notorious panty-stealing depraved individual ATBOTH sends an e-mail as follows:

Hey Grant,

A friend is heading back to India for a visit. First Bombay, then Poona. Know anything about either of those places?
I’m guessing you do, seeing as you mentioned Irani Teashops in some previous posts.
Any recommendations? For food, that is – I doubt that she is seriously interested in your thoughts on feminine underwear.

Thanks.

Well, let us see. It is utterly unfortunate that I have no fond memories of feminine underwear in Poona, even though I am convinced that anybody going there would indeed most certainly be entranced and obsessed with the very subject - especially if self wearing. But men also. Why not? It is, second to nuking the bollocky pakistanies, a subject of nearness to the hearts of all sensible persons. Yes.

What to remember?

Statue of Chatrapatty Shivajee? It is boring. Very British in style, my good heavens how heroic looking the old bean. Statue of Ambedkar? Not otherwise much defference. Gardens? Fort? Location?

Oh, the gibbering Dutchman requested food. Well then.

Parsee eats: Marz-O-Rin and Dorabjee's. Also various Irani Bakeries (did someone just say brunmaska chai?). Kayani Bakery. And the dreary vegetarian muck so much prefered by Gujus and Dravidians which is availably inevitable at Udipi joints, the attraction of which I am utterly incomprehending.
I shall post about Marz-O-Rin and Dorabjee's.
Do not expect golden prose, I am not Behramji by any standards except my own.

Evil child, I shalll take your panties on a salver!

2009-04-15T22:57:00.000-07:00

It is with considerable dismay and displeasure that I notice and observe that the evil and depraved miss Snooky Wong again lampoosn and snarks me!

In this horrid post:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/04/parsee-plus-lawyer-and-panties-equals.html
Parsee plus Lawyer and Panties equals chowder head

Have you no decency, petite bitchette, have you at last no decency? I ask with trembling brow.
You are a mincks. Completely.

Do NOT blame the rabbit!
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/04/and-now-i-wanna-kill-that-rabbit.html

That you got miserable and sick and stomach-churningly awful from eating all the Easter chocolates, well then whose fault is that except your own? Did I force you? Did I offer you a bucket full of dark temptation? Did I hold down your softly writhing form while proffering bonbons to those parted cherry lips? Well?

And you must answer NO. It is yourself at fault alone. Because you dared not give me your contact information, most unrightly fearing that an upstanding fine LAWYER such as myself would risk all by attempting to seduce a delicate teenage miss.
Heavens to betsy! I am offended.

I have already told you a thousand times, a veritable lakh of times indeed, in as many copious details, that I am not interested in you. Far otherwise in the slightest, the only intellectual curiosities I have concerning yourself is for your cotton nether bits. A subject of deep thought. The delightsome girlish rumpous within, although undoubtedly as fine a piece of work as any (and do please describe!), is of utterly no fascination whatsoever. I would not want it. Even if you offered it to me on a silver platter with bells and tassels attached. And I demand that you test that presumption, so that I may prove my innocence by glancing sneeringly thereat, without further ado about it. I shall but glare in its direction!

I have the bells and tassels, little miss, where are you? Pale blue, please, with the merest of lace edgings. It is an intellectual quest, and curiosities must be satisfied.

Bikini briefs, French cut, or sporty type, it is me all good.

Can I offer you some fine imported chocolate? A gift-wrapped three pound box?

Pork pickle - VINDALOO

2009-04-15T15:25:00.000-07:00

A simple recipe. I think. It is comfort food.

VINDALOO

Two pounds pork leg or shoulder, large cubbes.
Half a cup of onions chopped.
Quarter cup of cilantro (kotumir).
Teaspoon of oil from a sharp achar less masala.

Marinade:
Half a cup vinegar, two teaspoon sugar, two teaspoon ground pepper, plus one or two green cardamom, cloves, bay leaves, green chilies.

Masala:
Two tablespoons chili paste.
Two teaspoons each: cinnamon powder, ground coriander.
Half teaspoon ground cumin.
Plenty of ginger and garlic.
Quarter cup vinegar.
Quarter cup strong tamarind water.

Whirr all ingredients of masala smooth. Marinate meat for several hours in marinade.
Brown onions, add the masala, cook till the oil separates. Add meat and marinade and cook fiercely briefly. Stir in the achar oil. Add two or three cups water and simmer for an hour or more. Add the cilantro, remove from heat.
Serve with pao and plain white rice.

She ate too much chocolate

2009-04-13T16:15:00.000-07:00

Hah! The mincks ate too much chocolate! She should've stuck with nice ghee-drenched sweeties, and avoided the surplussity of evil bribes of the dastardly rabbit!

See here:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/
Specificat:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/04/and-now-i-wanna-kill-that-rabbit.html
Yes! I say! Too much chocolate!
Bapreebap, little girl, bapreebap!

Far indeed it is from me to suggest what else better she could have done on an Easter day, that being a holiday which as a fine heathen miss she SHOULD've NOT celebrated, but really, in my humble estimation (and let me say I have excellent judgement AND both good taste), the petite miss Wong should've celebrated the fertility holiday by putting on a bunny costume.

Tight and shiny.

What, pray, more salutary, than fine young things with fluffy parts. Indeed.

I shall scream appreciatively now, thank you.

Parsee wine and dine

2009-04-07T16:09:00.000-07:00

The following text was written for an English audience, as who else would even be curious about the subject, or quite so obsessed with knives and forks and the proper methods of meals.

A great improvement is now observable among the Parsees in their manner of eating. Formerly they sat on the ground at meals like the Hindoos, and took their food out of one brazen dish, on which the viands were spread in confusion. Now the table and chair, with all the accompaniments of a European dinner, are put in requisition. When large parties are given, the table is spread exactly in the English mode, instead of as formerly, when hundreds would be grouped upon the floor, each eating his dinner from a plantain leaf!

The Parsees, properly speaking, eat three times a day. In the morning, soon after their ablutions, they sit down to breakfast, which consists of tea, bread and butter, and eggs. Between twelve and one dinner or tiffin is served, at which rice and curry, with mutton, vegetables, and fish, are the principal dishes. The poorer classes are, however, content with simple rice and curry. Between four and five in the afternoon tea is again prepared, and the time for supper is between eight and ten. This is the most substantial meal of the day, and wines are then consumed in large quantities by those who can afford them; but it is a fact creditable to the sobriety of Parsees generally, that they drink no intoxicating liquors during the day.

---Dosabhoy Framjee
Parsees: Their History, Manners, Customs and Religion. First published in 1858.

That statement about the sobriety of Parsees is most telling. The true Irish inebriation as practised in India is a purview of Muslims only - most phenomenal drunkards under the crown. Close second: anyone from Delhi.

Very basic of Parsee cricket

2009-04-05T15:46:00.000-07:00

The Parsees were first Indians to play cricket, it being played by parsee gentlemen as early as 1840 despite not having public school education.
First Parsee cricketers in England 1886 - not bally success.
Second visit 1888 considerably better. Of particular note, bowler Mehellasha Pavri, and Nasarbanji Bapasola. Pavri claimed six wickets at Eastbourne. Good show!

Notable Parsee cricket was being played at Bombay Gymkhana, August 26 and 27, in 1892 - Presidency Match.
Drawn.
September 19-21 Parsees versus Bombay Presidency at Pune.
Victory by three wickets.

Must particularly mention Dinshaw Kanga as primus among early cricketers.

In more recent times, there was Farokh Engineer, who played magnificently in sixties and seventies. Hard bat.
Also in those years, Polly Umrigar - probably best Indian batsman of his time

Pakistan is centre of terrorism

2009-04-01T16:22:00.000-07:00

Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has described Pakistan as the "epicentre of world terrorism".

This per article BBC here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7975986.stm

Well, I am in entirety not surprised that he should say so. It has been a verity for insufferable age that the Pakistani ISI had gone rogue and was geared towards destructive behaviours. One could have even averred that entire society on western side of the border was little more than barbarism.

Prime Minister also said: "The world has a responsibility that Pakistan lives up to the promise that it will not allow its territory to be used to promote acts of terror directed against India"

Hoo hah! He can jollywell forget about world doing bugger all only. Not a thing will they do, kooch bilkul nahi. The world has blinded its eye towards Pakistani depravity for so long that they could not recognize its true depth if it came up and bit them in the posterior portions. Believe you me, it will be up to India to nuke the bastards and be done with it. World will do nothing.

Prawns Ballichao

2009-03-28T19:19:00.000-07:00

If made with extra vinegar, turmeric, and salt, this can be bottled.
It will keep a few days regfrigerated evenso, and is better the next day.

Prawns Ballichao

Two pounds small prawns, shelled and veined.
One cup fine chopped onion.
Half cup chopped tomato.
Two tablespoons chili paste.
One tablespoon jaggery.
One teaspoon garam masala.
Half a teaspoon ground black pepper.
Quarter teaspoon each ground cumin, turmeric, salt, cayenne.
Half a cup of vinegar, half a cup of tamarind water.

Whirr all except prawns, onion, tomato in a blender. Hot fat fry the prawns two minutes, remove and drain. Brown onions, add masala. Momentarily after add the tomatoes. Cook till blended well. Add the prawns and fry till done.

This is a good side dish, and well with vegetables and rice.

Goan Prawn

2009-03-25T15:10:00.000-07:00

And more so than the English, Goanese like their pr0wn. If not for parwns, no life.
Or so I have been told.
Goan seafood is very good. There are several fine restaurants in Bombay that serve Goan foods. But best it is to make the dishes at home.

Goan Jhingga Masala

Two pounds large fresh prawn, shelled and veined.
Half cup oil, half cup finely chopped onions.
Two tablespoons chili paste.
One tablespoon ground turmeric.
One teaspoon turmeric.
Half teaspoon each: sweet red pepper powder, cinnamon powder.
Quarter teaspoon clove powder.
Plenty chopped ginger, a little garlic.
Three or four tablespoons vinegar.
Three or four tablespoons tamarind water.

Whirr all except prawns oil, and onion in the blender. Water may be added.
Fry onions golden brown. Add masala, cook till the oil separates.
Add prawns, cook till done.

This dish should be a nice ruddy in hue. It will be good with rice, but roti also can.

The Peasants Are Revolting!

2009-03-18T20:46:00.000-07:00

Last Monday at exactly and approximately four thirty five in the PM afternoon I turned the corner on Sacramento and Montgomery and ran smack dab into a song and dance troupe from the People's Republic Of Berkeley.

They were performing their version of a sprightly dance, or cultural manifestation of somehow great import, outside the Israeli Consulate.

For further referencing of the event, please to be kindly visiting this blog article:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-will-kill-you.html
After you have been finished reading my humble and lovely text of course naturally.

Boy oh boy and goodly gracious me but I wish they would not do so. I truly dislike having to elbow my way through a throng of unwashed hippies and elderly Jew-hating lizards.

I am not particularly concerned about the health of the gentleperson on whose wounding concern they were all aroused either, I should think not. Apparently the dumb ass knowingly took part in a violent riot directed at the Israeli Defense Forces. Had it been the Pakistan-India frontier, the chutiya would've been machine-gunned and serve him jolly well right. Whichever side he fancied himself solidaire with. Stupid fool.

But, caught a tear gas cannister in the kisser, and was promptly evacuated to an Israeli hospital. Should've instead driven him to Amman in Jordan and let the gandu Arabs take care of his head.

Well, if there is any justice in this world (and, being a lawyer myself, I'm fairly certain there isn't), they can try his bollocky buttocks for sabotage, rioting, and terrorism, and lock him up with all those Pally pakolis in the Israeli brigs. Lets see how that mendoo harami likes that, eh?

Bloody kattoo barber! Or, in plain and simple English as is spoke, a bendi, a champak, a chagan, and a fool.

Changing Bandra

2009-03-09T19:31:00.000-07:00

Bandra, which was once the Queen of the Suburbs slowly slowly becoming a Muslim stronghold. The Parsees have gone long ago, now even the Christians are flocking with boundless enthusiasm to depart.
Only Muslims and Sindhis are left in Bandra in our day, one wonders how they can stand each other only.

Formerly mostly Catholic, Bandra was famous for its Churches and two atashbeheram (Pantaki and Tata, though the latter is more less - both atash e adaran).
Especially to be mentioned in a most particular regard is Mount Mary's Church, on hill facing the ocean, which contains a Christian idol that is several centuries old. It is rumored by the superstitious of far around to be miraculous. Many Goanese desire to visit in September, and also crores of devoted from other faiths who are hoping for blessings.

Bandra also Mumbai's most popular shopping destinations, as well also many famous fine dining.

West Bandra
West Bandra has Pali hill and the many impressive residences of Bollywood kingpins plus shopping and finely dining. Of particularly I mention the availability of kababs, most delicious, as cooked for centuries by Muslim chefs from United Province, plus delightful roasted fowls and fresh roti. There is also northern, Dilhwi style, Pakistani food, and vegetarian. SV Road, Linking Road, Water Field Road - remember these, but especially Pali Road for strange foreign foods. For instance sambar, rawa dosas and masala dosas, coconut chutney, and coffee.
Malwani food also available.

East Bandra
Konkni Mohametans settled three centuries in East Bandra, so making the neighborhood of Naopada, circulated about the Konkni Masjid and Mota Talao (now possessed to the city and named the Bandra Talao). Here is where State Government Employee Quarters and the Collectors Office are located.

Konkani fish curry

2009-03-06T20:03:00.000-08:00

Konkanis cook well. Almost as good as Parsees. That is because they are Catholic.

Konkani Fish Curry

Two pounds firm fish, big chunks.
Half cup each: Oil, chopped onions.
Quarter cup chopped tomatoes.
One and a half cup coconut milk.
Half dozen green peppers, slit and seeded.
Two tablespoons chilipaste.
One tablespoon ground coriander.
One teaspoon each: ground cumin, turmeric, sweet chili powder.
A lot of chopped ginger, a little chopped garlic.
Half cup of weak tamarind water.

Whirr chili paste spices ginger garlic and tamarind water in the blender.
Brown the onions. Add tomatoes and masala, fry fiercely for two minutes. Add half the coconut milk and cook till oil separates. Put in the fish, green chilies, a few tablspoons of water, and a little more of the coconut milk. Cook five minutes. Pour in the last of the coconut milk, bring to a boil, and remove from heat. Serve with plain rice.
Simple and exquisite.

Link to Jack day

2009-03-04T14:40:00.000-08:00

I am in receipt of a brief from another person.

This is not surprising, and there is no real cause to dwell upon the particulars. It is unactionable, and no law suit is either threatened or implied. There is no case entirely. It is not legal, nor is it insulting.

I post it here for your avid curiosity:

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Hello Snooky and Grant,

Today is the second day of the third annual 'link to Jack day', an absurdist holiday in certain parts of the J-blogsphere.

For explanation, see here:
http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/2009/03/third-annual-link-to-jack-day.html

I have already done my celebratory duty and linked here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/03/third-annual-second-day-celebration-of.html

Please join the happy throngs, and also link to Jack. Why? Because!
And after all, why not?

Regards,

ATBOTH

PS. Yes, Grant, I blind-copied Snooky on this e-mail. I really do not want you importuning her with unseemly requests for her panties or pajamas. I know you.
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With greatness of pleasure I shall thus link to Jack - so that the Jack world may see how little Atboth is trusting me with the delectable miss Wong's pertinent contact information, how he now is looking askance at my as yet entirely hypothetical and thusfar nonexisting relation with the tasty temptress in questions.
Absurd, and woundful. As I am above all a gentleman. I would not worry her for her garments. It is up to her to gift them if she so chooses delightedly. And to whom is to be granted is her own beeswax truly. Nor would I suggest it in any other way. Mere curiosity of an intellectual nature need not be seen as a perverse desire to have, hold, stroke, and fondle, frillies.
Fair not, quite other, indeed!

Atboth, that was MOST unkind of you. But okay now. Hi Snooky.

Further to Pakistani depravity, with generous flavoring of Washingtonian imbeciles

2009-03-03T18:20:00.000-08:00

US government seems much likely to have lost marbles, stuck head in a dark smelly place as regards Pakistan. Not much surprising, Pakistan is fundamental to misguided policies in which too much invested by Foggy Bottom and ignorant ideologues to give up now.

How to spell 'stupid'?
This way: W. A. S. H. I. N. T. O. ... etcetera.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/US-speeds-up-Save-Pakistan-proposals/articleshow/4221277.cms

US speeds up 'Save Pakistan' proposals
4 Mar 2009, 0527 hrs IST, Chidanand Rajghatta, TNN

Quotes: Tuesday's stunning terrorist attack in Lahore on the Sri Lankan cricket team has galvanized Washington into further speeding up efforts to save Pakistan from imminent collapse with massive amounts of economic and military aid.

---So that can succesfully kill all visiting sportsters next time?

[CUT]

Q: However, as with many US officials and lawmakers, including those from the previous administration, Obama also seemed to labour under the impression that the safe havens are confined largely to Pakistan's frontier regions, even events suggested terrorism has urban underpinnings with strikes in Islamabad, Karachi, Quetta, and in this instance, Lahore.

---Entire buggery Islamabad, even 100% of country, is a safe haven. Pakistani politicians provide safety for terrorists and jihadis in return for share in drug profits and prostitutes, besides being hatefilled murderous buggers themselves inimical to all rest of world. Save for drug-connexion, precisely like many dixie political bosses. Just more so and far worse.

Q: Studies by Pakistani researchers have shown that the country's Punjab region, home to Lahore, has emerged as the hotbed of radical activity and terrorist strikes. Many analysts have also pointed out that most of the wanted terrorists, including 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and alleged ISI ward Omar Saeed Sheikh, were captured or surrendered in cities.

---Punjabi enterprise. Too much butter, not enough brains. A degenerate and deviant population engaged in law breakings and several cruelties. Cornfed mutants.

Q: The headquarters of the ISI-sponsored Pakistani terrorist organization Lashkar-e-Taiba, which changed its name to Jamaad-ul-Dawa is in the town of Muridke, close to Lahore. The intelligence community in India and US believe LeT-JuD wards, trained by active or renegade ISI and Pakistan military officials, carried out the Mumbai attack.

---Renegade? Renegade?!?! Hah! Not bloody likely. Pakistani politicos are all murderers and thieves.

[CUT]

Q: The blogosphere was thick with speculation that the second group was trained to attack the Indian cricket team (which cancelled its tour of Pakistan after the Mumbai carnage), but "settled" for the largely Buddhist (and therefore "kaffir") Sri Lankan team.

---Religion of peace my buggery aunt! This shows all ways how murderous the witchcraft cult began by the child-molesting merchant rapist of Mecca actually is! If any religion should be banned and eradicated in the civilized world and Europe, it is Islam. But rather than leveling mosques, merely turn them into massage parlours and exercise clubs. Let the smell of wholesome sweat erase the frightful stench of the Qoran.

Q: Some Pakistani TV hosts, under the benign eye of the Islamic Republic's new civilian dispensation, vigorously promote such garbage as "kaffir" and "dar al-harb" to foster religious hatred.

---Further proof of Paki degeneracy!

Q: In Washington, where Pakistan is now viewed as a terrorist state by reputation if not by designation and headlines are describing it as the new Somalia, Obama referred to a comprehensive review of US policy on the region Washington now calls Af-Pak and said he will be making a series of announcement prior to the Nato summit that immediately follows the G-20 summit next month.

---Better make right decisions, boys. Take out Pakistan's military capabilities before they go feral. Otherwise, very likely dirty bomb attack in Western Hemisphere - London or New York. Maybe both.

Q: The scuttlebutt here is that the administration mandarins and senior lawmakers are lining up billions of dollars in fresh economic and military aid to Pakistan, in an effort, they say, to arrest its slide into chaos. There is consternation in Indian circles that such aid, without conditions and oversight, will push Pakistan towards further militarization as it did in the 1980s when Ronald Reagan's largesse resulted in engineering a hard-line militarised fundamentalist state.

---This would be stupidest American move ever.
War in Iraq not buggery goofy enough? Hah!
Bail-out of thieving banks and brokers not sufficiently loony? Double hah!
Gutting all environmental and FDA protections and protocols not entirely and completely disastrous? Triple hah!
Now watch rabid rogue state go into stratosphere of threatening, a danger to world far and wide. Also by means of agents in every Paki curry shop from here to Stratford and the furthest reaches of bollocky Europe continent.

Q: The leading light of what Indian analysts call Washington's misguided "throw-money-at-the-problem" policy is Senator John Kerry, who has taken the baton from vice-president Joe Biden to head the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which will pilot the aid Pakistan project.

---Man's an idiot. Q.e.d.

Q: Congressional aides and administration officials are said to be conferring on an aid package to the tune of $5 billion to shore up Pakistan, which is desperately making the argument that it will fall victim to terrorism if it is not given large dollops of aid instantly. This is in addition to a $15 billion package spread over a decade (@ $1.5 billion annually) that is in the works.
The new aid package is being pushed by Kerry and co unmindful of government audit reports that say Pakistani military has defrauded the United States in the war on terror to falsely claim millions in US tax-payer dollars. Funds given to fight the war on terror on its Afghan border have also been diverted by the Pak army to bulk up for a confrontation with India [CUT].

---Several more idiots. As well as multitudinous varieties of poltroons, inbreds, and downright irresponsible not to say ethically crippled swine. Who have no loyalty to the country which provides them so generously with a pork barrel to dispense to the thieving gandoos in Islamabad. But are possibly also themselves on the take, and receiving kickbacks and little girls (or little boys - we do not wish to be occused of sexism here) from antichrists in Paki military uniforms. Or Arabs.

Those Pakistanis!

2009-03-03T17:49:00.000-08:00

They have done it again! You know what I'm talking about. Avery time one could be thinking that they have finally seen light, they are going and proving utterly how abysmally and incontrovertably pelagic and treasonous their thought processes are.

You cannot trust the Pakis I tell you. Each time it is warranted that you will be disappointed. No Pakistani EVER spoke a true word, let alone two or three of such locutions, and untterly impossible several of such uttered in a sentence, not to even mention paragraphs of those, or heaven forefend us chapters!!!!!!

A prabandam by no means utterly!

The book of truth cannot have a Pakistani author. It is not written in their language. It cannot be even pronounced in Urdu or Sindi, Seraiki or Panjabi, or Baloch and Pushto even.
It will completely not be published in their Karachi, nor sold in their Rawelpindi, busked in their Peshawar, or vended in Hyderabad also. You will despair of discovering such a tome become dusty and frayed upon their library shelves, or hidden only in the dankest cellars of their monumental buildings, maybe buried under stacks of mildewed decrees and counterstamped official forms awaiting the signature of some indolent bureaucrat, even holding up the leg of an uneven table in a miserable bustee flat.
It will not be there!

Liars. Chudiyas. Churis. Haramzadiyes.
Cusres upon them. And more!
Pakistan mardabad!!!!!!!

Khari biscuit!

2009-03-02T18:30:00.000-08:00

At many Irani cafes the khari biscuit was devine! But where to find in San Francisco?

Do not be dismayed! Use packaged frozen puff pastry!

All you need is salt, ajwain and lal mirch.
Lal mirch is red pepper. What ajwain is in English, no idea! But nevermind. Just make fold overs, add spice, and bake as per direction.
Also make with cumin or black pepper, kasuri methi.

But if you insist on doing things the hard way, this is recipe:

One cup rice flour
One cup unbleached flour
One cup atta flour
Half cup ghee
Teaspoon salt

Mix the flours with cold water, ghee, salt and spice if desired. Chill for an hour. Then take it out and roll rectangules of the correct broadness, slightly longer length. Fold over four times. Chill again. Then can either fry or bake. Four hundred Fahrenheit ten-fifteen minutes, then 325 to 350 for about twenty minutes to gold and crisp.

Brushing top with butter is an optionality. If sprinkling cumin seeds, it is a requirement.

When eating, dip into your milk tea. It will be most delightful.

Small evil mincks!

2009-02-27T18:59:00.000-08:00

That nasty small girl, teenage miss Wong, does denying me my rightful pleasures as a speculating reader faced with a potent mystery presented by her own written textey tempting! She does not appreciate the questing querulous interest I am showing in her laced accoutrements as she has mentioned, most particularly her nether garments and whetther they either fit or do not suit the frail teenage body that she advertises. It is appalling!
She does not treasure my own esthetic sensitivity and profund concern for whether she looks appropriate in deshabilee or somewhat conceivably otherwise! Though I could not imagine.

Nay, she rants and spoofs in my direction, with many insults and name-calling, and apportions to me all manner of nasty things.

I am foresaken and bereft! I sputter!

Ill-mannered teenager! Have respect at least for my reems of vast encompassing experience and superiority of years! I more than anyone y9ou know could tell you precisely how good you might look wearing mere low-cuts, high-rises, or lace-edgeds. Tight panels, supports, or revealing.

See, see how she taunts me!
HERE:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/02/intemperate-and-perverse-patel.html

The bitch she is!

Horrid little thing! Do not disjectify my concern. I incline aesthetically towards you. And merely wish to ascertain for the benefits of all, if you look good in your small garments, or perhaps unsuitable or inappropriate. I am not a pervert. I am warm hearted.

And still she will not tell me if it cups, or how low it cuts. Curves and creases, and silk expanse of tender skins.

Good grieves, little miss Candy-poo, I am aware that you are several months before any age of dissulote behaviours, and I realize full well that you are utmost hesitant of even getting close to primsore path. Your recalcitrance and justifiable shyness are well understood indeed. Hesitate!
I would not mislead you into a life of exciting bad behaviours, least not while college and a fruitful private life are in your nearby prospect. Otherwise yes. I have far too much evaluance for the weaker sex, no matter how lusciously tasty they may present themselves. I have restraint, and can control myself graciously. Trust me, my little oily laddoo! Dammit!

Lacy panels? But mere semi-opaque?

Are you eighteen yet?

Twisting your Arab knickers!

2009-02-25T13:46:00.000-08:00

In Saudi Arabia, many lingerie stores and salescounters are staffed by men. Innocent little Arab men, who are greatly and grossly discomfitted by having to deal with the eventual occupants of the scanty frilly ornamental shmatties in question, poor blighters. That being women.

And furthermore, they often are not expert at scoping out the client and judging whether or not a particular customer and her choice of nether garment make a good match.

I shall quote:
"Because physical contact between unmarried men and women in Saudi Arabia is forbidden under strict segregation laws, women can also not be properly measured for their underwear."

Ya sayid, just eye-ball her!

Another quote:
"if a customer wants to try an item on, she first has to pay for it, and then traipse to a public toilet to see if it fits. If it doesn't, she can easily get a refund, but most women find the experience so humiliating they buy items without trying them on, only to get them home and find they don't fit and their money is wasted. "

Oh, the huMANity!

Jesus, man, for Christ's sake, just EYE-BALL the woman!!!! Judgements!!!

If a gazelle under twenty five, go for too tight, if a she-camel over thirty, best to allow for expansion and go for too loose. Trust me. I am an expert.

But if it is an unfit item that is having been acquired, the women are just as much to blame as the stutteringly incompetent male persuaded. As it says also:
"Girls don't feel very comfortable when males are selling them lingerie, telling them what size they need, and saying 'I think this is small on you, I think this is large on you", and "It's really embarrassing. They try to give comments -'this might suit you better than that' - it's really not ethical".

Sweetie pie, it's not about ethics.

It's about AESTHETICS!!!

With avidity and glad enthusiasims I herewith offer my services to the poor pantieless women of Saudi Arabia. I shall be your consultant, I am expert at while undressing you in my mental eye still leaving the last several or two skintight silken object on the hypothesized naked surfaces of your forms to protect your several maidenly modesties. I do this all the time. On the street, in the office, at the mall, while sipping my tea in various gandu coffee-shops. I am doing it now while talking to you.

So I might as well get paid for it.

ADVICE
Untill you are in your early twenties, wear French Cuts. Then go for regular Bikini Cut or Brief Cut. All in full hue because of your olive or tan skin tones. No pastels. Lace optional, highly recomended.
If you have given birth to a little sheikh or sheikhinette, it is probably time for pale pale granny pants - your life is over, and the only thing left is to eat massive amounts of buttery Arab pastries. But you got a good ride.

"Campaigners are calling for a boycott of all lingerie stores that are staffed by men."

In my professional estimation ( I am a lawyer ) that would be a blooming shame and most exceptionally unfair. I feel for the poor stuttering little Arab men who will thus see their one source of income and several sources of professional pride and happy pleasure go out the window.

Protect the Arab lingerie store men, I say! There are far too few as it is. An endangered species. An Arab selling frilly sillies is a gainfully employed person contributing vast goods to society. And also a source of potent potential expertise. Not to say even aesthetic appreciation is there. Safeguard him preciously.

Jimmy Boy in Horniman, Fort

2009-02-24T19:29:00.000-08:00

Patri ni Machchi is here, you do not have to go to a wedding! Lovely fish pillowed with hari chutney (podina, kotumir, hari mirch, etc.) and steamed in a banana leaf.

Sas ni Machchi is very fresh pomfret in a tangy sauce (sas), made velvety with rice flour and egg, plus jeera (cumin) and chilies. Sugar and palm vinegar for sweet-sour balance. Eat it with yellow rice.

Jordalu salli boti, good, but in truth the jordalu is not strictly an essential - Salli boti without dry apricots is just as fine, the addition is festive. Same can be said for the Jordalu salli marghi, it is chicken. Both with shoestring potates.

Salli par eda: Eggs on shoestrings with tomato and hari mirch. Marghi na farcha: Fried chicken. Dan dar patio: splendid fish with a gravy of onions, chili, spices, ghee rice plus toover on side. Sweet sour also, as it is a Parsi taste. Dhansak too, but you know of that.

Also sandwhiches, Italian noodles, biriyanis, and brun keema.
And Lagan nu custard, very splendid.

Owner's nephew also Irani now runs. Upgraded to hip from old-fashioned style.
It is at number eleven Bank Street near Horniman Circle, a corner location. Fort, Mumbai.
Arched windows with dome-shaped awnings.

Dutch news, or Palestinian Propaganda?

2009-02-20T22:54:00.000-08:00

Atboth has asked me to post links. All part of his dmented crusade against his own kind. Am I shy of joining him in that pursuit. Gracious no, I applaud it. Bugger the bollocky Euries!

Anyhoooooo. About the Nederlandse Omroep Stichting. Apparently biased against Jews and Israel, judging by an article here:
http://zionism-israel.com/israel_news/2009/02/israels-gaza-war-in-dutch-state-funded.html
It is a condensation of the actual report, but incredibly damning none the less.

Encapsulates a pattern of bending the facts, presenting only one side of events, and showing only that which would put Israel in a bad light. All of this under the field-leadership of Sander van Hoorn, reporting in a unique manner from the Gaza border (that being, in his estimation, Bethelehem and Jerusalem - at least during the early part of the war).

The original is longer, and impossible to read unless you are in an incredibly small and unimportant minority, that being Dutch speakers.
Feel free to hack your way through it here:
http://www.israelfacts.eu/03c1989ac60b34213/03c1989af207bce14/index.html#03c1989bb4009a304

One wonders what the Dutch official response will be, but very much fears that it will amount to little more than a big steaming heap of MEH! Such is, alas, often the bureacratic response to any complaint. And the Dutch have been dismissively bureaucratic longer than nearly any other Euries, eh.

If its' berry pullao, it must be Britania!

2009-02-20T14:45:00.000-08:00

Britannia & Co. Café - There is no greater love than eating!

This restaurant is eighty plus years old. Jolly nice that the kitchen is not.
It does not serve beef or beef products, chicken and mutton served boneless.
It is located at 11 Sprott Road, Ballard Estate (which is nearer by Victoria Terminus and the Fort area), Mumbai.

They used to do chops and things, all very British and high class. But since independence bland food has disappeared utterly from the popular taste. Hence they now will also do pullaos and biriyanis, mutton and gravy (that's goat curries to you).
It was founded by the venerable Rashid Kohinoor, father to Boman. Boman Kohinoor now manages, his venerable mother passed away also. But it remains same.

It is a plain restaurant, of typical Irani style and provenance. There is an upstairs and downstairs. The berry pullao (mutton or chicken) is very Persian and famous, the patra ni machi is more Parsee.
The Dhansak is very good, fabulous, in fact, and very much deservedly lauded. It comes with Parsee brown rice (rice cooked with browned onions and touch caramelized sugar), and kachumbar.
Their Salli Boti also excellent. Chicken cutlets are recommended, as well as margi ni farcha, kababs.
The paint on walls peeling, the chairs are rickety. Ambiance is not, strictly speaking, a commodity for which can be searched in this place. But that is not why you come. Unless perhaps you are a vegetarian, for then there is no other reason. This is a meat restaurant.

It can get crowded. Elderly uncles fight with flocks of office workers for table space at hours, but the service is fast fast no wait. And you will leave happy.

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*The berries in the pullao aforementioned are dried barberries, raisinlike and tangy-sweet. They are from Persia.

Mumbai Terrorists

2009-02-17T15:39:00.000-08:00

Hah! Damned Pakis!

The FBI has given India proof of Paki complicity, as per article in Mid-Day Daily.

See here!

http://www.mid-day.com/news/2009/feb/170209-FBI-hands-over-evidence-to-Mumbai-Police.htm

Pregnant quote:
The evidence from FBI is expected to make the case water-tight as this kind of proof would further nail Pakistan's claims that the conspiracy behind 26/11 was not hatched in that country alone.

The evidence includes call details, global positioning, and VoIP services.
Lets see how you Paki misters counter that!
Got anymore lies up your sleeves, eh?

She got lace!

2009-02-16T11:10:00.000-08:00

I shall not speculate as to how she got it, who gave it. But the fact is that the snarky miss Wong received something lacy on or around Valentine's day. She admits so much, though not telling whom.

The blog of her depravities:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/

It was not me that gave it her, and I am furious in extreme. Though I know the risk presented by the age differential.
No, I shall NOT tell you my age, it is none of your wax.

Suffice it to say that whosoever gave her that lacy bit is dangerously close to leading an innocent young thing down a path of primroses - a path which properly should be leaded by none other than myself truly. And for that, eternal greenness of resentiments is much and indeed utterly justified.
It should have been me. ME! Me, miss Wong, me! Utterly and completely, precisely and entirely me! ME ME ME!!! Why not me, I am still young and utmost sproingy?!?!? Me!!!! As fine figure of a man as was likely to cross your path. With roses in addition to and adding an extra measure to the fine lacy frilly delicate and necessarily small garment! ME!

Please to be very carefull, young miss Wong, that your lacy-gifter not lead you astray. You are in danger, you are at risk. I know the perils what I am talking about; I was once as innocent and rosy faced as you.

And be sure to keep us informed of your progress in no matter how going backwards a path. We remain curiously concerned for your maintenance of virtues. Oh yes.

Valentine's day in India

2009-02-15T15:38:00.000-08:00

Oh what a joy it is to celebrate Valentine's day in India, place of storied songs and romance.
Where, of course, amorous public couples (or ANY couples in public) risk being beaten up by Bal Thakur's goondas for being desolutely western and depraved. Unlike the devas and devis of the Hindu pantheon, who are a bunch of frickin' prudes, with no sex life at all entirely! Certainly not in a place where innocent women, children, or elephants, might see them.

There are NO dalliances on the walls of temples, no obscene statuaries. None. I do NOT know who told you there were, but he was probably a Christian. All good puritans I mean Hindoos KNOW that love, lust, and concupiscence, are NOT things that go on in a Hindoo nationalist world.

This year, as previous years, Hindu Nationalist gangs have gone around terrorizing anybody who looks like they may be celebrating Valentine day. Face blackenings, hair shavings, man handlings, and other shames too crude to detail.

Bak Thackery and the Shiv Sena in Bombay
Bal Thakur, formally known as Kesav Sitaram Thackeray, also known as Naprabodhankar Thackeray, and Bal Thackeray, is the notorious former newspaper scribbler who becomes a Hindu Nationalis goonda chief in Mumbai, shakes down businessmen and unions alike, and employs thuggish practices to spread his vision of a pure Maharashtra for the blissfully blinkered.

That he is antimuslim is charming, that he is a violent criminal in that pursuit is unforgivable, and that he is a most perniciously narrow-minded goondu is an incontestable flaw. More or less the Geert Wilders of Maharashtri politics, but combining also thereto the sensibilities of a blackmailer mixed evenly with Maffioso tactics and violent racketeer tendencies. Key responsible for the violence in Mumbai post-Babri-masjid fiasco in 1992, which caused the brutal deaths of thousands, also founder of the Shiva Sena, and willing collaborator with Baharatia Janata Party dickey boys.

Bal Thackeray is unashamedly an admirer of Hitler, whom he lauds as an artist and inspired leader. His methods, were he given the chance, would more than make his idol proud. So sadly for him the government still has a few standards, and disdains the open criminality of the marginal mobbing. The Sirkar consequently keeps him in local check.

In the meantime, his faithfully moronic devotees attack couples in public on Valentine's day, because love is a corrupt western plot that will bring down the proud hindoo nation, and gift-giving, emotion, and pretty cards are the vectors of disease such as should not touch the loyal Indian.
One would call him a chutia, save that the operative verb there is antethical to his ideology.
Which is more about death, and the handling of corpses.

Brun maska

2009-02-13T19:26:00.000-08:00

Have it with keema, scrambled eggs and green chilies, or jam. A brun is hard round bread which you cut while it is still hot from baking and dabbed with butter (maska), it is good in the morning sprinkled with sugar too. Dip it in your tea - the butter will leave a yummy slick on the surface of the hot liquid.

Brun does not keep, it must be eaten fresh.

YAZDANI RESTAURANT AND BAKERY

The best place is Meherwanji Zend's place in the fort, Yazdani Restaurant and Bakery - 11/11-A, Cowasji Patel Marg, Fort, Mumbai. It is near the stock exchange, not far from Flora Fountain. It was started by mr. Zend's father. Unlike many Irani cafes, it is not on a corner. It is never the less the very quintessence of an Irani Cafe.
The brun maska should be eaten there at one of the marble-topped tables. It is sliced across for buttering, then downwards so that it can be dipped in the cup of chai provided.

They also make pau, marble bread, Shrewsbury biscuit, apple pie, mava puff, madeira cake, lemon tart, bread of many types, and wedding cake. And much else too, especially and of course a bread pudding. Plus fiery ginger biscuit. At Christmas you may purchase the rum & plum cake. They deliver to all the best hotels.

They do not use chemicals or artificials, it is baked delicious goodness at its pure best.

Sali margi: Gravy chicken with shoestring potato

2009-02-12T20:00:00.000-08:00

One chicken divided into large pieces.
Two onions finely sliced.
Two large potatoes, peeled, shredded.
Mashed garlic and ginger, one tablespoon total.
Two teaspoons ground coriander seed.
One teaspoon ground cumin seed.
One teaspoon cayenne.
One teaspoon salt
One piece of cinnamon.

Rub the chicken with the garlic and ginger plus the ground coriander, cumin, cayenne, and salt. Cover and put it in the refrigerator for several hours.

In a pan fry the onions golden. Add the chicken pieces and cinnamon, and brown all over. Add a splash of water, cover and keep on low heat for an hour. Put the chicken pieces and gravy in a plate with a wide rim for space.

Fry the potatoes and use to garnish the chicken on top and around. Your delicious chicken is now ready to serve.

Geert Wilders and European Freedoms

2009-02-12T12:50:00.000-08:00

I observe with particular pleasure that the blogger at the back of the hill (atboth) is having a fit over the British banning of entry to England by Dutch Parliamentarian and rabble-rouser Geert Wilders. While I would myself not wish to see Wilders as the dominant voice in any parliament, he serves a very useful function as both gadfly, and, it must be said, canary in the coalmine of democracy.

Atboth writes about the refusal to allow Geert Wilders into Britain here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/02/geert-wilders-kept-out-of-england.html
Excerpt: "The British campaign against freedom of speech and secular humanism gathers steam, and Britain appears to be heading into the grey zone of civilization. No longer a bastion of civil liberties, or even democratic ideals, Britain seems destined for a shadowy half-life of quivering and abject 1984ism."

Atboth judges the British harshly here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/02/british-quislingism.html
Excerpt: "The British government has taken the extraordinary step of caving in, without a whimper, to fists being shaken impotently at them by angry illiterates."

OTHER POVS

A search of the internet shows that there is a spectrum of opinions, of which I present a sampling below. No Muslim opinions are represented, for two reason:
1. I really do not give an ooloo's gand what those camelwhackers think.
2. I am sure that they have already screamed their opinion and threatened vengeance if not listen to with abject quaking. Pissy bastards.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/12/profile-geert-wilders
Excerpt: The Roman Catholic rightwinger from the southern Netherlands sees himself as the heir to other recent Dutch iconoclasts such as Pim Fortuyn, the politician who was murdered after he campaigned for an end to traditional Dutch multiculturalism, and Theo van Gogh, the film-maker stabbed to death on an Amsterdam street after making a documentary that denounced alleged Islamic repression.

http://europenews.dk/en/node/19659
Excerpt: Here are germane extracts from my discussion of the Calcutta Koran Petition which illustrate how it is the abuse of hate speech laws by Muslims seeking to impose Sharia mandates on non-Muslim majorities that is the source of the problem:

"One particularly successful action stands out, as described by [Sita Ram] Goel. Two Hindus were arrested—under Indian penal code sections exploited by Muslims to prevent public criticism of Muhammad or other aspects of their creed—for publishing a poster which cited 24 Koranic verses ( see them below), with a caption, "Why riots take place in this country." The protesters added their own editorial comment that these verses,

…command the believers (Muslims) to fight against followers of other faiths…so long as these ayats [verses] are not removed [from the Koran], riots in the country cannot be prevented…There are numerous (other) ayats of the same sort. Here we have cited only 24 ayats. Obviously, these ayats carry commandments which promote enmity, ill-will, deception, fraud, strife, robbery, and murder. That is why riots take place between Muslims and non-Muslims, in this country as well as [the rest of] the world. In the above mentioned 24 ayats of the Koran, Muslims are commanded to fight against the followers of other faiths. So long as these ayats are not removed [from the Koran], riots in the country cannot be prevented.

The ruling magistrate sided with the accused Hindus, and in dismissing charges against them, observed,

…a close perusal of the Ayats [verses] shows that that the same are harmful and teach hatred, and are likely to create differences between Mohammedans on one hand and the remaining communities on the other ".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/philipjohnston/4604985/Whatever-happened-to-free-speech.html
Excerpt: The refusal to admit the oddball Dutch MP Geert Wilders to Britain yesterday marks a further retreat from this country's traditions of free speech. It stands in stark contrast to what happened exactly 20 years ago tomorrow, when Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran issued a fatwa calling for the death of Salman Rushdie for insulting the Prophet Mohammed in his book The Satanic Verses.

In retrospect, that was a turning point in the country's history of free speech, an event that appeared to demonstrate indomitability, yet turned out to be a defeat. An unambiguous stand was taken on Rushdie's behalf by the government of the day, which denounced the threat to his life and broke off diplomatic relations with Iran.
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Despite mass book burnings, protests around the world, including in Bolton and Bradford, and threats of violence, the work continued to be published and sold. How could it be otherwise? This was Britain, after all, the citadel of free speech. We would not be brow beaten into denying the rights of one of our citizens, or anyone else for that matter, from having their say, however controversial or offensive their opinion might be.

Sadly, the past two decades have seen a pusillanimous flight into cowering capitulation.

http://europenews.dk/en/node/19683
Excerpt: Denmark’s governing Liberal Party Foreign Policy Spokesman Søren Pind has entered the debate concerning a decision by Britain to ban the entry of the populist Dutch politician Geert Wilders because of his extreme views about Islam.
"Unless you’re a terrorist or something like that, you of course should be able to travel freely within the European Union. That’s the whole idea behind European rights and freedoms," says Pind.

http://europenews.dk/en/node/19668
Excerpt: A gay humanist group has said the Home Secretary was wrong to ban a Dutch MP who is critical of Islam. Jaqui Smith said that Geert Wilders, a leading rightwing politician and a fierce critic of Muslims , has been denied permission to enter Britain on the grounds that his presence would damage community relations and threaten public order.

The Pink Triangle Trust (PTT) had declared its opposition to the ban.

"We maintain that in a free society anyone should have the right to criticise religion without being banned, dubbed racist or, even worse, threatened with death as the humanist author Salman Rushdie was over his book The Satanic Verses," said PTT secretary George Broadhead.

"There can be no doubt from reading its holy books, the Qur'an and the Hadith, that Islam is a homophobic religion, which at worst has lead to the barbaric torture and murder of LGBT people in Islamic theocracies like Iran and Saudi Arabia."

"But it is also deeply mysoginist and hostile to apostates and unbelievers like humanists."

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AFTERTHOUGHT
As an attorney, I would love to take this case. Mr. Wilder's argument against the British Government should be excellent, his cause more than easily winnable. And it is shameful that the British have bent over for the obscene attentions of Lord Nazir Ahmed and his band of shariatic vikings, intent on despoilation of their hosts.
Britain instead should take the lead, and explore avenues for deporting Muslims as undesirable aliens and thieves back to Pakistan, wherever they came from.
Especially if they are converts - the blasted Paks can have them, no one else should have to put up with them.

Muslims, go to Britain!

2009-02-11T13:48:00.000-08:00

The Statesman has hurt the easily bruised feelings of Muslims in Calcutta. They are hurt, they are upset, they are weeping. And they are taking The Statesman's editor Ravindra Kumar and publisher Anand Sinha to court.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7883612.stm

The article was simple and to the point, and expressed a point of view. But Muslims do not like such things (which is why they have so little diversity of opinions, or even intellectual disagreement, in their own countries).
Hence, they are upset with the Statesman, calling it all kinds of names for reproducing an article from the UK's Independent last week.

'Why should I respect these oppressive religions?'

The article concerned the erosion of the right to criticize religions. Anyone with half a brain will gladly concede that there are several hundred creeds which crave criticism, some of them actually quite daffy.
It is the educated opinion of this blogwriter that Islam is among the worst indeed, being a faith for torturers, tyrants, and pederasts.

In the article, Johann Hari said: "I don't respect the idea that we should follow a 'Prophet' who at the age of 53 had sex with a nine-year old girl, and ordered the murder of whole villages of Jews because they wouldn't follow him."

Muhammad the prophet bile be upon him was a child-molesting psychopath? Who knew?
That's a rhetorical question, by the way, because it was exceedingly well-known at the time, and has not been denied ever since. Muhammad was a sex-deviant, a pervert, a robber, and a murderer. And also a person of very Pakistani sensibilities, though that pustulent pox of a country had not been invented yet.

You're very welcome.

Intemperate Muslims have been howling and screaming in front of the offices of the Statesman since the publishing of the article. There has been violence. There have been baton charges. There is much to-do.

Some of them are no doubt drunk.

Oh Muslims, why don't you all move your precious selves to Britain, where they take your little feelings seriously, and wring their pasty hands on your behalf - heck, even going so far as to ban a Dutch politician from entering the country because of sad little Islamic upsetness?

[As can be seen here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/02/british-quislingism.html
I quote: "Dutch member of parliament Geert Wilders said on Wednesday he would press ahead with plans to visit Britain on Thursday despite an official entry ban by the British government." End quote.]

Go on, all of you bally Muslims, shove off, they'll love you over there. We do not need you in India, the Lord knows that you have proven yourselves a nuisance for centuries, and almighty treacherous besides since independence. But the British like you. They positively love you. They want to cater to your whims and emotional blackmail. Who knows, they might even have a use for you. They have utmost affection for hopping-mad Muslims.
Certainly we don't. In fact, we can't stand the sight of you lot anymore, and really wish that all you Muslim gandkich**ts would just go away.
Leave.

Margi na farcha: the most delicious Parsee fried chicken

2009-02-10T14:13:00.000-08:00

Eight pieces of chicken.
Two large eggs.
Ginger and garlic mashed smooth.
Green chilies ditto.
One cup bread crumbs.
One teaspoon cayenne.
One teaspoon ground coriander.
One teaspoon flour.
Half a teaspoon ground cumin.
Dash of Worcestershire sauce.
Jigger of salad oil.
Small sploosh vinegar.
Drops of Tabasco.

Mix everything save the chicken, eggs, and breadcrumbs.
Coat the chicken with the mixture and set it in the refrigerator for several hours. It is okay to slash the chicken pieces beforehand to allow penetration.

Beat the egg whites quite frothy, mix in the yolks. Dip each piece of chicken in the egg, then in the breadcrumbs. Fry at not too hot a heat on each side till nicely done, then turn and do likewise to the other side. Drain on paper towels if you must. It is delicious.

Short bio

2009-02-09T18:45:00.000-08:00

Mr. Patel (that's me) is a Parsee attorney-at-law, currently at a firm in the Bay Area.

Oh yes.

My life consists of sifting through the clerical detritus created by incompetent Bengalis and neurotic Tamils - telecommunications mostly.

For entertainment, I obsess over undergarments (the gift-wrap of the bonbon - the bonbon itself is only of precisely minor importance in this scheme), I have fond thoughts of nuking Pakistan, I adore the noble sport of cricket, and I enjoy fine (ergo non-Muslim) dining.

My parents are from Gujarat, hence I have a perfectly understandable and commendable love of Undhiu. But I realize some people are not so lucky.
I am unmarried, I like long walks on the beach, sweet pressed flake pipe-tobacco, and young women with wheatish complexions, if they are both feisty and spunky, like a hot pepper.

I am also both bahut manly and dashing, very much and exactly like Rajesh Khanna.

This is the first post.

2009-02-09T18:32:00.000-08:00

I am a lawyer. I have four hobbies.

In order:
Nuking Pakistan.
Pursuing Panties (thanks Lev, for showing me the light).
Eating non-Muslim food (see the nuking Pakistan hobby which is listed first).
Cricket, the sport of kings.

If I go back to Bombay, I shall try to join the Ripon club.