Favorite Paki joke

Warfare in trenches on Indo-Pak border, the you-know-whos on west of line, Sikh regiment on east of line.

Our hero Jeswant Singh gets brilliant idea, shouts "Ohe, Muhammad!"
Paki gets up on Paki side, and BANG, Jeswant plugs him in gut.
Jeswant Singh shouts again "Ohe, Latifullah!"
Three Pakis stand up - BANG BANG BANG - three dead Pakis.
"Ohe, Salim!"
BANG! BANG! - two more dead Pakis.
"Ohe, Achmed o Mustafa!!"
BANG! BANG! Dono khalas!

Pakis getting almighty upset, thinking: 'How did these Sardars get so smart, sala bhain....'
So they decide to try same trick also.
"Ohe Kartar Singh!"
No answer.
"Ohe Jagtaar Singh!!"
Bilkul silence only.
"O bhaya, Mohan Singh!"
This time some one shouts back "Mohan Singh ko, kaun bularaha hai ?"
Paki soldier stands up and hollers "Main!"
BANG!