Two Surd police officers discover two bombs. They decide to take them back to the station. One Sardar Affser asks the other: "what to do if one of them explodes?"
Other responds: "then we only mention one bomb."
A disquisition on the four things which are of utmost importance: lovely Panties, fine Parsee comestibles, and noble sportings of Cricket. Plus nuking the bollocky Pakis. Forsooth. I am a lawyer, I can say these things.