A young Sardar is being checked by the military doctor prior to joining the army. The doctor asks him what he wants to be while in the service.
"Tum pagal hai! A general! Are you mad?!?"
"Why, is that a requirement?"
A disquisition on the four things which are of utmost importance: lovely Panties, fine Parsee comestibles, and noble sportings of Cricket. Plus nuking the bollocky Pakis. Forsooth. I am a lawyer, I can say these things.