It is verrily too much! That mincks the snarky miss Wong is daring to doubt my knowledgeable assertion that Richard Becker has an insufficiency of the privy part! How dare she? How dare she!
See! See here!
And she besides has the gallish temerity to cite my very own post!
In which I state categorically that Richard Becker has a very tiny penis!
She doubts me, she dares! Sweet young Snooky Wong doubts the sheer minisculity of Richard Becker's infinitissimaly small weiner! Which is a fact!
It is more than a theory, dear little miss Wong, it is a hard (yet very soft) datum. As can and has been attested by many and several, all of whom shall remain nameless as legal action against mister "tiny dick" Becker is still ongoing and in actions. We cannot divulge their names, nor would we want to. It is protecting the innocent. International ANSWER has persucoated and commited mayhem on whosoever provided proof of richard Becker's many and several inadequacies - not least of which, or actually the very utter least of which, is his embarrasingly tiny, minute, and well nigh microscopic PENIS!
The multitudes of trustworthy witnesses include many and several with unprintable yet very entertaining experiences in public washrooms, and on long greyhound bus trips, or of the probing cavity searches required of traveling terror supporters, and plus the very finest physicians and religious men - all of whom are profoundly knowledgeable about baby puds and boyish winkies, smooth as a gazelle's rump, and ALL of them remark and aver that Richard Becker has a tiny tiny penis.
Why, it is smaller and more insignificant than could possibly be imagined! Totally midget! Wee!
And these names shall forever remain a closed book. Please to ask him directly if that is your obsession, fine miss Wong, I virtually am sure that he will willingly and at the drop of a pant show it to a young maid. Or provide a photograph, with signature for a delicious fan. Perhaps an impression in plaster?
From when comes this unsuitable fascination, my dear miss Wong, with mister Becker's tiny penis? Is it truly his wangle that interests you? How could you? How!!!! Is it instead maybe that due to gross miniscule absence of severe piece he could fit into your panties also? Size four extra small? A disctinctly inferior size queen? Or have you instead a perverse and obscene eye for that posturing poseur? Is it his sublimating of manhood into politicized hate that attracts? Perhaps his subconsciously traumatic sexuality, that glow of longslumped glandular frustration, as he foams and gibbers and squeels, yelping the utter absence of any male glam into the stratosphere, for even invaders from another galaxy to realize and recognize THAT RICHARD BECKER HAS A SMALL PENIS! The undying and useless shame of the American communist movement, even less to their whicks than a Bengali communist! RICHARD BECKER AND HIS TINY PENIS!
My dear delectible miss Wong, I beg of you not to ask any more questions anent Richard Becker and his poor little whizzipizzle! It is an inquiry of a sexual nature that teenage girls should avoid. No, a juvenile such as yourself has no business probing the monstrous regenerative microgonad of a political pervert. Unclean fascinations!
Such interest is quite unseemly. I would NOT expect it of a fine well-bred little Cantonese-American girl. How possibly immodest! You are potentially an issue. Do not ask any further about Richard Becker's cute & minute wingle-wangle. His delicious near castrati smoothness is not a subject that should excite the mind of a delicate teenager. Say NO! to minisquality, and microscopicism! Ignore Richard Becker's tiny penis! Overlook it - it is so very easy to do!
Instead, you should be more curious about me!
I am as fine a figure of a man as you will note. Which eventuality for sure must be arranged. And mayhap that will disabuse you of ANY interest in the measly screeching scoundral Richard Becker whose penis is so very very very small.
I am instead a much more fitting object for your interest. I can provide references. I am not a sexually frustrated communist. I am a man entirely without hate or pettiness. I am broadminded. And much better looking too. Please ask. You will find me precisely to the requirements.
Would you like some shrimp curry?